me when i figured out my friend was actually a furry

You have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney.
If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you.
Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?

GET OUT!!!!! *sfx plays

Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.