mmmh tasty kris face

This is what susie meant at the start of chapter 1

Krusie jumpscade

Fun fact: This was made by a hentai artist

This is like if thing tried to kiss someone

Do they even have lips?

yes but they aren't visible

Kris: susie kisses with her teeth sometmes
GOOD THING TEETH ARENT ENOUGH TO BITE THINGS HARD AS ROCKS-

Kris: my boner is hard lmao

Thing: my this is a tentacle-

Kris: I have a 9 incher, and you be CARRYING AROUND THAT 4 FOOT TNETACLE-

thing: ITS 5 IN A HALF INCHES-

Çhïrøgÿl: My question still stands
Do u have a japanese girlfriend

Çhïrøgÿl: Hey Thing, do you have a japanese girlfriend?

Thing: no, I'm single as fu-

Kris: That makes no sense
Go to japan and rape some girls
im sure some anime's will take inpiration from that 💀

Thing: f**king what-

Me: I have watched too many hentai's and too read to many doujichini's 😭

fun fact
this was made by a hentai artist

I can tell

why? because of susie's huge badonkadonks?

Kris: WHY YOU LOOKING DOWN THERE
THAT'S MY WIFE 😤

yeah
and the fact it just looks like hentai

I mean those badonkadonks are like twice as big in the comics
want me to share one of them to you-?

the hell???? susinelle is better bro at least the ship is C A N O N

I dont f**king ca-

you also forget that susie and kris can't have a fanchild because kris is nonbinary... but keep dreaming on, maybe someday kris will magically become a man!

In this AU he's a man with they/them pronouns.

AUs, your personal dreams for your fandom that never come true... keep dreaming, my friend. even so, I leave you alone with your fantasies of a krusie fanchild. no need to bicker.

ok f**k you too i guess-

again, i said i would leave you alone. so leave me alone too.

:< Fair enough tho

Fun fact
this was made by a hentai artist

That explains her huge budonkadonks (her boobs)

They're like twice as big in the comics 😩

Flaged

Krusie jumpscare

fun fact: This was made by a hentai artist

me: >:3
galuez:...THAT'S MY MOTHER YOUR TALKING ABOUT-