HAVE A NECK TATTOO. PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHAT IT MEANS. IT'S A BLACK ROSE. PEOPLE ASK, 'IS IT ABOUT DEATH? IS IT ABOUT SADNESS?' NO, MAN. IT'S ABOUT IMPULSE CONTROL. OR THE LACK THEREOF. IT MEANS: 'I WAS STANDING NEXT TO A TATTOO SHOP WITH MONEY IN MY POCKET, AND I WENT IN.' IT'S A MONUMENT TO THE WORST DECISIONS I’VE EVER MADE. AND HONESTLY, IT’S ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME, BECAUSE NOW, YOU WALK INTO A BANK, AND YOU GET BETTER SERVICE. THE TELLER IS LIKE, 'SIR, WHATEVER YOU NEED, YOU HAVE IT. JUST PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.' I'M LIKE, 'MA'AM, I JUST NEED TO DEPOSIT $40, AND I’LL BE ON MY WAY.' BUT I GET THAT FAST SERVICE. IT’S GREAT."; SHAYNE SMITH
