Dear Mickey Mouse,
What a charming gala; alongside Team Sonic,
Shadow was, in a word, sublime.
We were hardly bereft when Bob Iger left.
On that note: he's clearly a disaster in human form,
must Trump have cast him as Disney's CEO when reimagining's years past its prime?
For Walt Disney's sake, I advise you to choose a new CEO of the Disney studios
who will hopefully be better than Bob Iger.
Signed,
Risë Hickey, the Phantress of America