kill this nih

crine

"j1zzly… calling that a username is generous. It’s what a keyboard smashes into after someone’s life hit absolute rock bottom. You’re the human equivalent of a typo nobody laughs at, and honestly, the internet deserves better than your existence."

you're my child now, I'm putting you on a short leash

Oh, “Anastasia.Hobo,” huh? That username sounds like someone wanted to feel royal but ended up registering from a cardboard palace under a bridge. It’s like Cinderella—but the “before the fairy godmother” version, living off dumpster treasures instead of glass slippers. At least you’ve got ambition… if by ambition we mean “aiming for nobility but settling for the city park.”

you've been chained

here before taken down for 'n slur derivative'.