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Mom found the yaoi
*inhale* AHHH! ...ok. so... so, my mom told me to clean my room, right?:cry: and i was like "yeah yeah yeah yeah in a minute in a minute", and, *sniff* basically, i- i come back down and i find that my room's sparkly and clean, and... and i was like "omg thank you mom ilysm!:heart_eyes:" and then... um, like i have this like thing, *moves camera to show said thing* over, i have this thing here, where it opens up, and i've... *sniff* ...and it's where i would keep all of my yaoi!:pleading_face: and, as you can see...:cry: as you can see, it's empty now...! because... *exhale* because my mom went through it...:cry: and she got rid of all my yaoi! :frowning2: *sniff* but... but she didn't say anything about it!:pleading_face: so... *sobs* f**k... because,:pleading_face: *sob* and now i don't even know what i'm gonna do,:cold_sweat: because... i would read it to myself every night, and every single day when i got back from school... i- i would read it to myself, sometimes it was wholesome, sometimes it was toxic, depending on the mood i was in. :cry: and now i dont know what to do because...:pleading_face: 'cuz it's been part of my routine since like middle school!:sob: okay!??!?!?!? :sob: *sniff* *sob* and... and i don't wanna cry because i spent so long doing my eyeliner.:pleading_face: and:pleading_face: i don't know what to do because my yaoi was so expensive and even i had yuri in there too!:persevere: because, *sniff* because i like an even balance of things,:cry: *sniff* and... :pleading_face: *AOUGHOIUGHJHJIIGHOUUUGHHU* *sniff* and the yuri is gone too! and...:pleading_face: and now i dont know what to do because... *sniff* cuz i dont have...:pleading_face: any yaoi and i dont have any yuri and i have no money.:pleading_face: *sniff* because, it was so expensive:pleading_face: and i've been saving up for some months to buy all of it, cuz it was, cuz it is, it was completely filled to the BRIM. I HAD. A YAOI HAVEN... *heaven? i- i dont know my brain is MUSHED now!:confounded: and... **AAOIUGHHOOUUGHH. :frowning2: *sniff* and i've, this is... this is the most soul crushing experience that i've EVER gone through.:cry: and... and i don't know what to do:pleading_face: because... my yaoi, it was my everything, and how am i supposed to fujo out now?:cry: *sniff* and... *deeply distressed exhale* so. *sob* ...YAOI JESUS SAVE ME. yaoi jesus save me...:pleading_face: *sob* and i dont evenenoiugihn........ *sob* *exhale* *sniff* and i dont eve
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Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment.
I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.
Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!
Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths?
A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done f**k-all to prevent it.
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The “did you know” copypasta, the “Andy and woody’s story” copypasta , “eggman announcement” copypasta
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guys PLEASE don't buy the Christmas skins if you respect OG forsaken players... its more than just a skin; its a symbol of their exclusivity. show your respect by appreciating its rarity, not owning it. some things are better left untouched...
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さあ、いよいよラストスパートだ、みんな!…おっと!マルゼンスキーの水着のストラップが切れそうだよ、みんな!!どうなっちゃうの… すごい!!マルゼンスキーは気にしない!!マルゼンスキーはゴールに向かってさらに速く、さらに遠くへ走っている!!マルゼンスキーーー!!
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Shit man, this wizard war is f**ked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the f**k outta here.
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So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.
Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.
At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.
While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as f**k, I'm not doing that". So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.
Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that!
Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
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You are not funny. In the expansive and virtually boundless universe of attempts to weave the tapestry of laughter, wherein the intricate threads of humor intermingle in an elaborate dance across the vast canvas of comedic expression, and where the kaleidoscope of comedic endeavors unfurls like an ever-expanding cosmic saga, one, in their unwavering pursuit to elicit the coveted echoes of mirth and amusement, finds themselves inexorably navigating the labyrinthine corridors of jest and wit, driven by an undaunted determination, and yet, paradoxically, it is with a degree of almost supernatural consistency and an almost mystical regularity that their forays into the comedic abyss inadvertently manifest as a poignant reflection of the elusive and capricious nature of laughter itself, whereby, in a scenario as confounding as the enigma of the cosmos, the gravitational pull of humor, rather than drawing forth the anticipated crescendo of laughter, assumes the peculiar role of an unseen force repelling the very essence of amusement, thereby rendering their comedic offerings, with an unintentional but undeniable flair, as poignant testimonies to the uncharted depths of the unfunny, creating an immersive experience within the comedic realm where the anticipated reverberations of laughter conspicuously wane, and the expected comedic brilliance, instead of ascending to the zenith of hilarity, languishes in the shadowy recesses of a comedic void, thereby painting a vivid tableau of a comedic landscape where the echoes of laughter remain conspicuously absent, establishing them, albeit unwittingly, as an unwitting sentinel at the periphery of joviality, a singular entity in the vast expanse of amusement whose comedic resonance, or lack thereof, serves as a symbolic and unintentional testament to the unpredictable, enigmatic, and, at times, elusive nature of humor itself, whereby, through no fault of their own, they assume the role of a denizen of the comedic void, forever poised on the edges of amusement, forever in pursuit of the elusive echoes of laughter that remain tantalizingly out of reach in the vast and intricate cosmic ballet of comedic expression.
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gooning, gooning never changes. In the year 1969, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his gooning setup and the edging streak he never finish. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended chastity by dropping a gat cloud on Heteroshima and Nagaysaki. The world awaited the Goonpocalypse, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use homoerotic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed fetishes once thought in the realm of hentai. Domestic sex slaves, fusion powered d**dos, portable vibrators. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the Wet dream. Years of masturbation led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Cum became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total ai wars, and I am afraid, for myself, for my d**do, for my cumstained bodypillow, because if my time in the gooncave taught me one thing; is that gooning, gooning never changes.
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RAWR UWU XD OWO MEOW Owo NYA uwU NEKO OwU-CHAN TeeHee UwU UwO Ehe~ Kawaii ~~
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Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky*~ murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
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Sucking your own dick is one of the most red pilled heterosexual acts you could possibly do as long as you think about a woman while doing it.
Putting a full cock into your mouth might sound gay, but I don't subscribe to the kantian idea of a strict maxime. After all, you're not gay because you masturbate as long as you masturbate to women. Touching dick might make you gay but not if you touch your own.
Following that logic, sucking dick might be gay, but sucking your own dick to a picture or thought of a woman is not homosexual deviancy, it's an ascended form of heterosexual masturbation + you are getting your dick sucked.
So it's not just not gay to suck your own cock, it's one of the most heterosexual things imaginable as you are actively receiving head, putting you into the alpha position.
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I like to think it’s late at night and I’m having a really bad mental breakdown, I already almost slit my own veins and tried choking myself to death since there was nothing to hang myself with. So, I hurry to the attic between tears, gasps, and suppressed cries of agony, and reach the edge of the roof.

My mind is set on finally ending all this pain that’s been crushing me like a roadroller stepping over every bone and organ in my body, but my body is still clinging to life out of instinct. As I try to convince myself to jump off, I hear a voice from the door to the attic.

“ALEX, WHAT THE F**K ARE YOU DOING?!” I hear Bibi call out as she hurries over to the edge, her pace getting slower as she realises she shouldn’t startle me.

I see the fear and panic etched on her face, my mind suddenly feels like it’s splitting up as I process the fear in her eyes is out of worry for my own life. The fact that she actually worried, that she actually cared. And that, in the most panic I’ve seen her go through, she still didn’t even think of calling me by my deadname, which is to say she called me by my real name. This made me realised that she truly cared for ME, that I’m not just not alone, but that there’s hope for me to be seen for who I am.

She approaches me carefully and reaches her hand out to me. “Alex, please…” She calls out slowly, but her voice still cracks as she holds back tears. “Take my hand, d-don’t do something stupid now…”

Her eyes soften as she feels my hand hold onto hers, and my body lowering slowly. She hesitates to pull me into a hug as she remembers my sensory issues, so she just opens her arms invitingly. “Can I…?”

I immediately hug her as tight as I can, sobbing uncontrollably as I hide my face in her shoulder. Cries for help, cries against the unfairness I was put through that led me to get here, cries for support, cries that I suppressed and shut tight even when my mind was breaking down into dust finally flow out like a river that’s been clogged by a dam for too long.

She cradles my head firmly against her chest, her fingers tighten slightly in my hair like she’s afraid of letting go off me. Her other hand strokes my back as she presses a kiss to the top of my head.

“It’s all gonna be alright… I‘ll make sure of it. I swear, I’m not letting you go.” She promises between her own cries and sobs of empathy, her face pressed on my hair. “I won’t hold myself back from telling you how cute you look when you rant about things just because I do
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Do you believe in god?

Once upon a time, mankind believed in God and had religion.

They believe that things that cannot be solved by human strength are the will of God.

Believed that the entire universe revolved around the Earth.

Thought that the place that connected with the sky, which they could not dare to reach was the place where the gods lived.

From the moment humanity left the universe, we all forgot about God.

But if belief in god is human…

If all I can do as a human is to believe…

My god.

My universe.
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I cannot tell you how much I f**king hate the girls vs boys meme format. I get irrational disgust every time I see them. How do people find this funny?
And it's not because of the blatant misogyny but rather because they're so corny and cringe, like it was made by a 12 year old schoolboy who hasn't grown out of that haha poo poo p**is and va**na boy power phase.
I could have a good day just strolling around in the morning shine whilst eating a burito and waiting for the inevitable bathroom fiasco to happen. And then open up my phone and see a girls vs boys meme and immediately it has completely f**ked up my day.
At least with the Hiroshima toilet problem I'll have a sigh of relief once it's over. But the girls vs boys memes will never go away since it garnered enough engagement and mass likes from 13 year old boys who has the beliefs that some bald closeted gay Romanian sex trafficker is some heroic role model who will restore the ying and yang balance of masculinity in society after Bill Gates invented Facebook.
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This is the will of God. YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITIES HAS ATTRACTED THE COUNCIL'S ATTENTION! DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! If you do not hesitate, we will cut you down, break you apart, splay the gore of your profane form across the STARS, WE WILL GRIND YOU DOWN UNTILL THE VERY SPARKS CRY FOR MERCY! We are watching.
Glory to the council of heaven!
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i think im done lads
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The year is 2045. Norway lives under SWEDISH RULE. All Norwegian men are fed hormones, sissified, and dominated. Norwegian women are breeding stock for Swedish alphas.
‘GAME OVER, NORWEGIAN BOY!’
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my sister masturbates but its too loud
I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she's mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it throughout the whole f**king house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room so everyday I have to go in there and see her just f**king DEMOLISHING her pussy, juices flying everywhere! and then i say, "hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast," BUT SHE JUST F**KING IGNORES ME. I cant stand living here honestly. Yesterday when I went to go use my computer it was absolutely drenched in her juices, and she stained atleast 6 of my shirts by now. And all my friends at school tease me, "haha haha tobias got his sister's grool on his shirt," "girlcum tobias" has become my nickname. I hate it!
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GOD WHY IS MY BROTHER SO F**KING ANNOYING
I swear all he does is complaining and complaining about me masturbating, it sounds like he’s eating Mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole f**king house. My mom has been scolding him but my brother just keep going louder and louder. Worst part is his computer is in my room so everyday he has to go in my room and see me just f**king WASHING my property, juices flying everywhere! and then he say, “hey maybe out down a towel to keep clean atleast,” BUT I JUST F**KING IGNORE HIM. I can’t stand living here honestly. Yesterday when he went to go use his computer it was absolutely drenched in my juices, and I stained atlesst 6 of his shirts by now. And all his friends at school teases him, “haha haha tobias got his sister’s grool on his shirt,” “girlcum tobias” has become his nickname. I love it!
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this
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you give off chill pedophile vibes like you lowkey like kids but you went to therapy and got impulse control so you would never hurt one if you know what i mean. im a pedophile too and it makes me happy when i read your comments cuz it feels like i can participate on this sub too. good on you bro thank you so much
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Well well well. It appears you’re a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that’s only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they’re much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There’s still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE F**KED, WHILE ALSO F**KING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT’S F**KING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE’S STILL F**KING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you’re fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that’s where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT’S BEING F**KING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be f**king ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That’s right. THERE’S. EVEN. F**KING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don’t need a sylveon’s feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon’
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In a certain sense, a tomboy is the woman among women. You see, while possessing most masculine traits, she still lets you feel the softness of femininity and captivates you in the process, just like the perfect blend of sweet and salty—neither cloying nor bitter, bursting forth with an unparalleled deliciousness.
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ts is true fr fr
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Porn in Smiling Friends world has got to be insane.
So like we have this world where people run at 100 miles an hour across the screen, with 2 looping frames of animation. Anyone can be in any style or media. Murder is extremely common, and no one cares most of the time. and you've seen what Charlie's grandma can do. That's an old woman. She's past her prime.
It is my assertion that porn in smiling friends is nuts.
I'm imagining two colorful blob shapes just ramming in to eachother. It's not clear at all what is and is not a sex organ.
Likewise for the less human looking characters, the camera focuses on curves and lumps that you and I would never be able to tell what they're supposed to be or why they're attractive.
A long spindly guy slapping someone's ass to death.
Someone getting stuck into a washing machine but it's spinning really really fast.
There's a 2 hour video of this rotoscoped guy on a bench, watching nature. In the last 3 seconds, a little pink creature runs up to him, sucks him off, and he becomes a shriveled husk and dies.
An orgy animated EXACTLY like Mr Frog's beautiful animal sanctuary. There's like 100 people and the video is 5 seconds long.
An exhibitionism video where it actually looks completely normal but there's a truck accident in the background and no one cares.
You know how people in real life make porn videos of video game characters? The Smiling Friends world has the exact same videos but it's actually those living video game characters filming it.
There's videos where the bottom just f**king explodes and dies near the end.
Anything from spamtopia is just genuinely impossible to comprehend. They have a whole sub-genre that's just TV static, and it's fully recognized by them as porn.
Remember how at the end of episode 1 where the funny guy broke out of the TV? That can happen. They can just reach you out and GET you.
Episodes of Mr frog are just there on the website.
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I would actually want to see what porn in the smiling friends universe would be
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Hey. I'm co-developer of this game and I really appreciate you playing it. It looks like you have some fun too! That's really great. However, we never intended that player will struggle this much. I would advise you to look up some guides online because you are completely clueless and probably OUR worst player so far.
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• ümit usta iki kuru versene bize be
• guru galmadı oğlumus
• yapma be abi. iyi varın geliriz biz o zaman
• na yarın açmam
• hadi ya. iyi tamam cuma geliriz ya
• cumada acmam
• haaa (arkadan gelen ses: cuma gelemeyiz zaten toplant var)
• aeha cuma açarım o zaman Cuma 11:10
• ümit usta iki kuru ver bize be
• galmadı oğlumus vaov
• saat 11:00 de acmadin mi sen 11:10 gecivor ne ara bitti?
• böčün bi kase vaptım kendime gadar vedim onu va
• havdaa varın kacta acıcan
• sabačnan 4:30 da acarım
• (esneme sesleri) ümit usta bize iki kuru versene
• oğlumuz ne gurusu yav sabah sabah
• abi sen demedin mi sabah 4:30 da açicam diye?
• actım da gapatacam yav camiye gitcem sular soğuk orda burda sicaănan abdest aldım gitcem iste. 11 gibi gel -bu ney? narsisist kişiliğime yenik düstüm ve zirvede bırakıyorum siz bunu okuduğunuzda ben çoktan emekli olucam gurucu üye ümit usta
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this is script of a popular turkish internet skit
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Back when I was around 13~14 I got gifted half life 2 by a steam friend of mine, I immediately downloaded the game and started playing, I was having fun until I made it to kleiners lab. I looked at dr kleiner and started feeling things I'd never felt before, something about him, his bald head, his coat... I couldn't take it. I immediately got a boner and started stroking it a little bit, all while doctor kleiner was talking, I got to the point where it was too much, and I busted all over my monitor, right on dr kleiners bald slappy head, from that day on, every time my parents weren't home I would log onto my computer and furiously jork it to dr kleiner, I even got sfm and learned how to model so I could create him naked and make animations of him twerking... Eventually I realised how much of a problem it was and managed to stop with the help of a friend, but now everytime I play half life 2 I start blushing when I see dr kleiner.
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I want to f**k a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could f**k it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster's whim. I want to stick my fingers inside the bread slot and whisper "yeah you like that you toasty bitch?" Then I want to mount it when it's good and teased and then gyrate my hips like a rabbit with tourettes until my melted cock explodes inside the toaster's tight slot. When I'm done my dick will look like a burnt sausage that had it's casing popped open with melted cheese dripping out of it and the thought of that makes me want to break into a Walmart again. Go***mn I want to f**k a toaster.
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Hey cutie! >w< *attempts to hide my tail and wings and massive gigantic alpha horse wolf cock*. s-so...h-how's your day? *sweats* hehe..:3 so-so.. I was wondering..When you were free so we could uhm, *gulp* h-hang out.. haha.. Y-YOU don't gotta!! It's ok!! I'll just.. s-stay lonely forever hah.. *eye shine cutely as I purr* hey- uhm- I know this is suddenly but- *grabs your hand and kisses it* wanna-wanna be my gf? *smiles* a-actually never mind.. you'll.. probably reject me.. I'll be so lonely.. *my orbs water as I look at you, tears coming down my face intensely* I hope you'll be happy forever onnichan... maybe one day you will love me.. >~< TWT
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If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i? had so many that the rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
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I was at my aunties funeral and I touched her boob by accident but that shit still felt so squishy and soft and at that moment I was harder than a f**king rock. I told my parents that I wanted some alone time with her and say my final words when in reality i was feeling her up in her casket and my dick was just bursting with nut inside her tits felt so soft bruh
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Where are you getting all those copypastas from 😭
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i have my ways
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*insert patriotic ahh copy pasta*
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