I would say i hope you all grow out of this, but i fear that may never happen.

I've literally jerked off to images of you until I shot blanks btw

dogshit shockbait

I've literally done this I literally have fantasies over him jerking me off and calling me a good boy as well as me pinning him to the wall

we ALL relate to ts

But I'm being serious

who said i wasn’t

No but like I'm genuinely being serious

Like if we're being for real I have jerked off to him

so what's really funny is you don't know who this account belongs to

so what's really funny is that I couldn't care less

mashed brotato was unable to draw on context to form a deeper conclusion 😭😭😭😭 brodington is NOT passing reading comprehension in english class 😭😭😭😭😭

broval office really thinks I give a shit 😂😂😂😂

B-But I le heckin' jerk off to.. m-minors..? It's not shockbait! I'm going to put you on an image and post it to r/cursedcomments!

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Deathconsciousness when the formerly horny, teenage user admits that he did in fact masturbate to another formerly horny, teenage user which said user found attractive physically (every instance of masturbation on the internet HAS to be bait)

Ermm.. but I still le heckin' jerk off to teenagers though... I baited you soo good! This'll give me the upvotes!

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Deathconsciousness when the user he is arguing with admits something truthful even if it would disadavantage them if it became public knowledge (nobody would EVER in earnest say something so inappropriate, it MUST be a lie for internet points)

I'm soo baiting you right now! LOL! Free updoots! 😂

you'we all hopewess. awso idwc about those text edits they'we inconsequential and i kinda figuwed they w-wouwd happen; And yes, i did think befowe i said what i said to potassium. And i t-t-thought weww. I meant e-evewything i said, and i have actuaw weasons. Sadwy, you wiww nyevew knyow them. Nyot because i wiww nyot tell, but because you wiww nyot wisten.

sigma

whatever

*shits in your mouth*

i un-like toady

Dementia? Dementia? Dementia? Dementia?

you'we all hopewess. awso idwc about those text edits they'we inconsequential and i kinda figuwed they w-wouwd happen; And yes, i did think befowe i said what i said to potassium. And i t-t-thought weww. I meant e-evewything i said, and i have actuaw weasons. Sadwy, you wiww nyevew knyow them. Nyot because i wiww nyot tell, but because you wiww nyot wisten

hey wanna make out