Kevin Parker sitting on pavement

The power to manifest myself as a computer virus and f**k over any digital device I want

you can only work if said digital device is playing a certain porn video on the internet

Crazy but sure why not

Most digital devices have antivirus software

I just disguise myself as coconut.jpeg trust

teleportation

you can teleport a centimeter away at max

Mind Control

only works with dead people

being invisible

you can only be invisible when no one is looking at you and will be visible again if someone looks at you while you're invisible

come on😭

uuhhhh Shapeshifting!!!!!!!

you can only shapeshift into yourself

That's not shapeshifting if so

ok

the power that does not like toady

ok

I... desire faith.

The power to choose my own downside

you will go bald when you turn 21

Stage 4 lung cancer

Can end an entire ethnicity in one click

all other ethnicities also end when you do that

So basically i end humanity?

kinda

Kinda?

yeah

A smart therapist and a dentist with telekinetic powers.

what

Why don't I shorten it for you?

Telekinetic powers.

it only works on objects that weigh a negative number

the power to travel back in time

you either teleport back half a second or all the way back to the universe's creation, no in between

dammit..then I couldn't use it for what I needed to

The ability to create anything I imagine out of thin air

while using that power blood is the only thing you can imagine

Roll the exact unit I want with every roll in the rare capsules

wdym

Like for example if I rolled the rare cat capsules and I wanted miter saw cat this is what I’d get

I never played that game so I don't know

The power that loves today

lol

my superpower is the ability to summon grow anything on trees

grow money on trees

they take at least 300 years to grow

what the trees themselves or the items i want to grow on them

the items