Jose is f**ked...literally

Nah
This would happen if toaa tried

The god of fire

Me with a bucket of water: TF that gonna do?

who would win

Dante from DMC ... He has been shot, stabbed , crushed, impailed and has 2 transformation normal DT and SDT ( devil trigger and sin devil trigger) and the craziest part is he has weapons from his defeated enimes and if he has them all your f**ked if he has any of collection of the weapons for them games you are cooked even if he " borrows the Yamato" your f**ked even more cause that thing slices Dimensions and the golden orbs don't get me started those things are cannocialy one ups for him and if you defeat him he will come back to life so your f**ked

if you're still up... therealchaosguy is planning of raiding you guys becuase of your coincidence I think not meme

Oh shit I'll let spinel know!

What a dumbass and petty mobe

yea, not NEW, just understream 2 lol

Yes

did he already try to raid?

I'm not sure no success from him

Our stream is at full wartime and he is banned

my mom!

Lol

damn, that sucks

Yeah I know anywho I'm done baking I'm going to teach the kids powerful magic

Aqua: can I help? *grabs notebook* ... gimme a second *dark world... again* there we go *notebook turns into pen*

Yeah you can help them learn magic

Aqua: yay!

Aqua: *teaching the oldest ones*

Loki really needs to control his powers I mean he can kill anyone but his powers need to be a little bit more controlled

Aqua: oh ok. *starts teaching Loki to control his powers* I had to learn that too, I was constantly dizzy from my face changing rapidly, and my pen is a whole other story

Oh uhh he destroys universe when's our of control

Aqua: ok *continues teaching*

( continues to offer children to void so they have se x)

(... I'm gonna ignore that)
Aqua: is lunch almost ready?
Cheshire: how do we up the time for the device thingy? he turned into various items...

We turn the dial just teach them magic

Cheshire: ok *turns dial*
Ralsei: I'm back! ... what happened?
Aqua: so when's lunch? *has completely lost focus on teaching*

We having shrimp

Aqua and the kids: yummi

Lol

Aqua: Now I'm gonna teach you.... LAST ONE TO THE TABLE GIVES ME THEIR FOOD!!

Lol

Aqua: *at table almost instantly, only beaten by Loki*

Lol

Aqua: ... why does your dad keep saying "Lol"?

Because it's used to describe something funny

Aqua: ok..? *to the kids* does he normally do this?
Ralsei: food's almost done!

Loki: he does

Aqua: Why am I not surprised?

Idk but anywho imma show them q fireball spell BLAZEICA

Aqua: I don't think now's a good time for that
Cheshire: Food is ready now! *ralsei and chessure start bringing out plates, Aqua gets a little kid plastic one, while Loki gets an adult plate*

Ahh food ready let's eat

Aqua: yay *eats a shrimp* YUMMI!

SHRIMP?! ( ME AND THE KIDS EAT IT LIKE CRAZY)

Aqua: *with mouth full of food* ya, you said that a while ago too. *continues to eat*

I know ( eats like Goku) my goodness this is Soo good

Aqua: *after 10 whole minutes inhaling shrimp and other food* I'm full

Imma take your leftovers

Aqua: there is no leftovers...
Cheshire: you want me to take your... where did your plate go?
Aqua: I think I ate it

What!

Aqua: this is why I don't get adult plates... *falls asleep*

Ok... Hey kids wanna learn how toake a fireball?

Sky: ME!

Sure so you focus on your object and you feel the heat and think about hot stuff then you focus it all on your finger tips... Aim and don't increase the power too much unless you wanna have a big firey explosion and bam BLAZEICA! ( Shoots a fireball)

*Sky and the other kids try to make a fireball outside, while Ralsei and chessure try to figure out how tf they are gonna get the plate out*

Ralsei: *moves Aqua on to the couch* if you're gonna teach them fireball, do it outside

Sorry it was fun

Aqua: *coughs up the plate* owwwww my throat

Sky: *runs in* Agua! Agua! I made fireball! *makes tiny fireball, that starts the fireplace*
Aqua: Nice aim! *still recovering from eating the plate* hhfgdgagdhs

Aww you doing well you made a fireball nice one little girl ( looks at her with fatherly pride)

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Aqua: *copies your fatherly pride face* GOOD JOB SKY!

Yup

Aqua: welp I'm gonna just- *falls asleep*
Sky: teach me more majic! *a temmie appears*
Temmie: hoi! I'm temmy!

Hi Temmie do you have any magic wands also sky wants to learn magic

Ok sky once you get your wand imma teach you thunderica

Temmie: I hav... stik, bandad, an tem flakes!

Tem flanks will be nice here use my wind sky

Temmie: that is... 5 muns!
Sky: cat... wait no dog... what is this? *petting temmie*

( gives 5 muns) thanks Temmie also sky imma teach you a thunder spell

Sky: YAY!
Temmie: by buy! *teleports to tem shop*
Sky: what was that cat dog thing?

She's a uh shop owner she's a dog person anywho what you wanna do is run your hands together... Point at an object and focus REALLY REALLY HARD and then... THUNDER-ICA

Sky: *points at Aqua's hat, and makes a thunder noise but no lightning* did I do it?

Nice you made a stealthy version that's ones harder

Sky: cool! (also is it supposed to make lightning?)

Yes

(imgflip.com/i/abk2nx do you think they will say yes?)

I think they will plus it'll be like world War II with the Christmas truce

That's exactly what I was thinking! can you post it to old for me pls?

Only one problem you changed your password remember so I can't access it

it's back to the new one.

Ok

Can you send it to Undertale

I will change my password to the new one

ty

There you go

The deed is done it's posted

thanks, I hope they agree to it

Same

also, if they disagree I can say: so people who were firing guns and throwing grenades at eachother can do it, but we can't?

That's a good point

yea (it just got feachured)

Nicr

What are they saying?

nothing yet

Ok

yeah

So... Can I collect Jose since your a woman?

No
They're taken

Damn... ok

Jokes aside WHAT TF IS HAPPENING IN THE DARK VIRUS STORY I CANCELLED IT BECAUSE OF THE BACKLASH I GOT AND WHAT IN THE F**K DID I MISS?!

Things about to get corrupted

Interesting can I have more context?

so dark max messed with a potral gun thing had and he ends up in the backrooms(aka the void) so dark max could get him alone

Ohhh ok

Or this
Depending on his form

*their

also here is a opportunity

do u wanna co own max?

Eh, why not?

YIPPEE

Wait
Do I co own his au's as well?

you can choose an au to own

Hmm...
Take max

there's horror max, take max, female max, star max, dark max,crazed max, snapped max, and E-FORM

Imma take the smoking addict

interesting facts! max is still going through puberty. so his voice might crack a bit