and they always try to make an excuse

are you noticing how much better my memes are than your stupid political opinions

Clearly, he can't think of a clever caption to accompany his repetitive, robotic shitposting. Now, ain't that the Alabaster calling the Ivory priveleged? You, sur or mum, whichever your pronouns are, have the Gayness in your Anus. Get a job, you stupid plastick prick.

I'm 14 I'm too young to get a job, which I'm sure is something you can't do either

I got my housing taken care of, don't you worry. As for Finances, let's just say I'm overdue for a Windfall beyond your wildest prepubescent adolescent Dreams. I'm 32, you snarky little mutherfluffer. Show some respect from your elders and learn from them. You wouldn't believe what I've successfully endured and prevailed against, the kind of Jedi trials that would break little boylie boys like you in half. You ever been tazered in a pretzel? Over 9 years later, my back still goes out of alignment from time to time. The fact that I didn't need a wheelchair after that experience serves as a Testament to the Power of my Yoga practice. Go read a Book.

Every time I go to the bathroom, thricewise. Some people forget to lock the door, so I made it a habit to always knock first, even in a public restroom, but especially with the shared bathrooms at my tiny home village.