OLD GODZILLA

… AND HE STARTED BEATING UP SHAQUILLE O'NEAL THEN THEY BOTH GOT FLATTENED BY THE BATMOBILE BUT BEFORE IT COULD MAKE IT BACK TO THE BATCAVE ABRAHAM LINCOLN POPPED OUT OF HIS GRAVE AND TOOK AN AK-47 OUT FROM UNDER HIS HAT AND BLEW BATMAN AWAY WITH A RAT-A-TAT-TAT BUT HE RAN OUT OF BULLETS AND HE RAN AWAY BECAUSE OPTIMUS PRIME CAME TO SAVE THE DAY … THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS, AND EXPLOSIONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE, I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY; … OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND TOKYO CITY LIKE A BIG PLAYGROUND WHEN SUDDENLY BATMAN BURST FROM THE SHADE AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BATGRENADE GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK BUT DIDN'T EXPECT TO BE BLOCKED BY SHAQ WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ-FU WHEN AARON CARTER CAME OUT OF THE BLUE