Inhaling Seagull

They don't know what the bird is talking about. They hear "I'll use the six seven song on you"

And then you call Vladimir Putin to actually nuke them, risking causing the Quaternary mass extinction

But he accidentally gets the location wrong, causing it to land on some random person. abab40.gif (click to show) the bomb be like:

But the guys yelling 67 over there will still be gone, right?

It completely misses those kids. They were in Florida and putin dropped it on Minnesota, wiping it out and half of the states below it!

You just ignored my point.

Oh wait there would still be nuclear fallout in florida. But failure to wipe out those "kids" still happened. All you did was just ruin Florida.

The kids run from the florida men and escape to NY. You chase them in your car. The kids in the back tell their parents but they don't give a crap. abppat.jpg (click to show)

But the smoke causes a nuclear winter, starving them

It's only an inconvenience for them. They have all the food in the world.