Rp with Keres since she's new and I have some free time

Theo: I can sense a dark energy within you. Something about killing everything? SHEESH you mustve had dad issues

Keres: I ate my Father's Heart

theo: whadya know! i was right on the money!

Keres: I guess so

Merlin: hello there, in all of my travels across the realms I don’t believe I’ve come across a creature such as yourself. You got magic?

Keres: Yeah well you can't really stop me

Merlin: I’ve slayed creatures way higher than gods and you think I can’t stop you? I got transformations straight from the divine ass of magic

Keres: I've eaten multiple Devils, I'd like to see what you can do

Merlin: I’ll just skip the monologues and jump straight to my second transformation. I call this Shadowforme: Dark Fury

Keres: You're really serious about fighting hm? Alright then

Merlin: I’d like to see what you’ve got, I’ll have you know that I’ve surpassed the higher life forms thousands of times over

Keres: you talk a lot...

Merlin: kinda my thing, after I died for the second time I was thrown into a personal hell and to keep myself from going insane I just kept talking

Keres: You have an interesting backstory for such a simple creature

Merlin: simple creature? Bitch I’ve been alive for centuries, also it’s not much of a backstory this happened like a week ago

Keres: You're not special in your age nor experience...

Keres: Why yes, a lot of it too

Merlin: how much? Cause I’ve fought a LOT of people with high amounts of magic

Keres: I don't tell much to others about my magical energy so in case we do fight I'll still have the element of surprise

Merlin: you act like I don’t have tricks up my sleeves too, we shadowmancers hold many secrets
(Shadowmancer is his race btw)

Keres: And that puts us on an equal playing field doesn't it?

Merlin: I suppose so, by the way you don’t plan on erasing reality or anything right? So many villains have done it and it’s gotten boring

Keres: eh I just want to kill people and shit, Dante is the fancy one who's all "In my new world the strong will thrive and make a stronger world of stronger people"

Merlin: …you kill people for a good reason right? Right?

Keres: I'm a Devil, take a guess

Merlin: *sighs* well the thing is I can’t really allow that, my goal is be the greatest wizard but shit happens I keep having to play hero.

I’m not really sure how to proceed from here, I know there’s this new thing called meme chat but I’m still not sure how it works

Blaze: hear me out fellas

Keres: . . . Huh?

Blaze: oh shit she heard me-
Uhhh... howdy ma'am...

Keres: Greetings...

Blaze: ummm...
how do you do on this, uh, fine evening?

Keres: Fine I guess

Blaze: that's great...
did you uh... hear anything just now?

Keres: yes but I do not know of this "fellas" you speak of

Blaze: o-oh um...
i was just... talking to myself...

Keres: Oh you're one of those people

Blaze: what... do you mean?

Keres: Don't mind it.

Blaze: uhhhh... ok.
Yeah uhh... sorry? For saying that?

Keres: I don't care since I don't know what you meant

Blaze: oh.
Well to save you the trouble when someone else (looks at the suspiciously flamingskull shaped lamp) says it... basically means they think you're hot.

Keres: I'll take it as a compliment

Blaze: ...please don't. It's usually used by people who just want you for... well... I'm just put it bluntly, they want sex.

I just said it as a joke because you're a nice looking lady and I'm an impulsive idiot.

Keres: I see...

Blaze: I'm... sorry. I'm really stupid sometimes. Well a good amount of the time.

Keres: I don't really care, couple of my acquaintances are foolish as well

She would violently tear you to 7 pieces exactly and then devour your heart

my ideal woman 🥹🥹✌️