Most of you don't know what it's like to eat a full pan of cornbread, for 7 inches of pure ascension to be sliding down your throat like fine wine and buttered toast milky and creamy and soft and cozy like a fluffy tail and warm like all things warm, just a little bit salty when you get to the ends but sweet and delectable and more than worthy of the glaze it receives.. paired with a silky glass of eggnog simplying revitalizing your organs at the mere smell.. and the thought of this sad truth is worth than that of death.