Q&A RP.mp3

Blook: "Guys we have."

Paleo: Did we get that many comments already?

Question from EthicallyQuestionableEevee: Is there gonna be a new villain?

Paleo: Not sure yet, but there are some newer bad guys that appeared recently, which is this Algebralien thing whatchamacallit, and this female Miraidon that happens to have beef with Melody's family for some reason. Not sure if we're gonna see them again, but who knows what the future holds.

Blook: "We're preparing for a new minor villain."
???: "You asked for me?"
*The window gets broken open and we see a guy with giant metal asscheeks twerking*

Paleo: Who the hell are you!?

???: "I'm Iron Cheeks!"

Paleo: Well, I can tell by the metal ass you have.

Iron Cheeks: "Duty calls!"
*He fart rockets over to One in the sky*

Paleo: Okay, did he really have to do that!?
Derrick: Eww, smells like rotten salmon eggs.

*Iron Cheeks grabs One in his asscheeks and starts clenching them*
Blook: "His asscheeks can deliver 50,000 tons of pressure when they clench."

[2]: I suppose so, maybe the lasers from it as well.

*A loud squeal comes from behind them*

[7]: I think that might be our patience screaming.

*It's a weird dark humanoid thing*

[2]: Umm... Can we help you?

*It transforms into Marissa for a sec*

[2]: Why did that looked like Paleo's girlfriend?

???: "Gra-WAAA!"

Paleo: The hell was tha- ... Marissa?

???: "MARISSA!!! PALEO! Gra-WAAAA!"

Paleo: What the hell is up with that thing?

Blook: "This is clearly a fake."
*He picks up ???*
Blook: "The Replacement. She doesn't seem malicious, just attention-starved."

Paleo: So, you mean she's hungry?

Blook: "I mean she needs attention."

Paleo: Oh. So, maybe some of the users will ask her questions I guess.

Question from Dandy: Is she safe to be around?

Dandy: I don't know... She seems to have those teeth... I don't feel comfortable...

Question from ShrimpoHater63: For Dandy, what happened to your brother?

*Extra Randy lore: He feels a hatred towards Dandy, and he'll only show his face as a Twisted if you're lucky and beat every other Lethal then get his card. Randy wishes Dandy wasn't in the spotlight and hopes Bassie wilts. He calls Bobette greedy. Randy's floor is a near-replica of the lobby, but with Ichor all over, calling Gardenview a prison, wishing he could escape.*

Dandy: He's a scrapped character. He hates me for being in the spotlight. Thanks a lot, Delilah!

*The stream feed cuts to black and a smiley face appears*
Randy: "I've taken control for a bit. You might be asking what I'm doing. I heard this prison is empty, except for me. Why didn't they tell me I could escape?"

Paleo: Uh oh, my inkling senses are telling me this is not gonna end well.

*6 users have been banned!*

Paleo: Ok, next question, and no more fat jokes about Kessho please and thank you!

*The next question is for Shadow Soul*

Question from 87the34: Why do want to destroy Blook?

Shadow Soul: "Because his family attacked my people!"
Blook: "Wow, you're holding a grudge."

Paleo: Oh boy, family history.

*The next question is for [32]*

Question from Yogurtman45: How did the Noviern became infected by shadows?

[32]: "Well, we don't know, but I suspect it's due to the rift that was above Castle Town and Kogburg."

DandysWorldFan87 question: Randy, why didn't Delilah let you have the spotlight?

Randy: "DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT."
*There's a bunch of ichor around him*

Veester34 question: Are you crazy?

no :3

Inkling65 question: I was about to question Derrick and such.

*The feed cuts back to Maske Castle*

Paleo: .... What just happened?

Paleo: And I don't understand why is Kessho acting like CaseOh right now, but moving on!

*10 minutes later*
Rea: "Guys, something is trending on Twitter."
Kessho: "Oh for f**k's sake, what is it! I'm still pissed off after being called obese."

Paleo: What is ti?

*It's #TreehouseOfKessho17*
Kessho: "Is this a joke about obese Homer?"

Paleo: Uhh... I'm afraid so.

Blook: "Whoever started this, out yourself now or I enable the Chat Annihilator."

Derrick: What is that?

Blook: "It dishes out 3-hour bans to whoever the f**k it feels like."

Paleo: Can we just move on to the next question.
Question from Macapicker234: Why does Kessho reminded me of Obese Homer from The Simpsons?
Paleo: Are you serious, can't we not call her fat! We are here to answer questions, not make fun of peoples characteristics!

*The Chat Annihilator has been unleashed!*

Paleo: ...
*Paleo goes up close to the screen*
Paleo, to the viewers: This guy, is such an idiot.

*Chomper bites Paleo and gets him in its mouth*

*Paleo opens its mouth*
Paleo: What's with things trying to eat me alive, for gods sakes! You know what, next question!

*It's for Kessho*

Question from DiancieLover4456: How does it feel to be the mother of your daughter?

Kessho: "Yep, you're banned."

Paleo: What kind of response is that? Aren't you happy that you reproduced another species of yours?

Kessho: "Have a good night."
Chip: "She doesn't like when people bring it up."

Paleo: Oh. Still though, I should be proud of her for being the mother. After all, her species is near extinct, so maybe there might be a chance that we can raise the population up.

Random chatter: Kessho during the last q&a stream reminded me of Homer Simpson in Treehouse of Horror XVII
Kessho: "What the f**k is that one?"
Iron Cheeks: "The one where Homer becomes a giant and obese."
Kessho: "...YOU'RE BANNED! YOU'RE BANNED FROM EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA BLOOK USES!"

Felicia: Your saying that he's on our side, despite his ginormous metal glutetus maximus.

Blook: "Eh, he hates us and them."

Paleo: Ok, let's move to the next question before more weird things happen.

Kessho: "Well, what is it?"

Question from TooneyLooney98: What is Melody's baby named?
Paleo: I wish Melody would've told us what's the baby is named?

Blook: "Oooookay, next question!"

Paleo: So basically, sorry.
Question from MCFartman39: What unbelievable things Blook does?

Blook: "Get better grammar Bro."

Paleo: Just answer his question.

Blook: "I don't understand what his question was."