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...WE SHARE AND WE DON'T JUDGE
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that's toaa's daughter btw
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It was this guy
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For noil and spamton rules for dating my daughter

1. Though she may claim otherwise she's perfectly safe and experiences no pain or visionary states while inside " the machine"

2. Do not be fooled by her slander

3. Bring her back home before midnight , or at the very least within audible range within " the machine " before that time

4. In the event that your clocks starts taking backwards await immediate contact for me Using the one-time pad That you will receive shortly

5. If you ever make my daughter cry close your eyes and cover your ears immediately If possible placr a damp cloth over your nose and mouth You have until the completion of " the sphere " to move at least 15 meters away.

6. No alcohol or drugs WHATSOEVER except the grey pills... I have a shotgun, a shovel and a lot of property to bury things on... Should the unthinkable happen... I'll be honored to take shelter on a shallow ditch... For an improvised foxhole with you despite the obvious fact that firearms don't work against her...

7 as her boyfriend It's your responsibility to protect my daughter from " the man with red eyes "( Zander) and the "golden flower "(flowey) If you encounter both for any one of them remain calm and cordial But do not acknowledge any questions or statement he makes...

8. When the feather appears in your right hand destory it immediately...

9. Do not resist my daughter if she becomes violent going limp has been proven to avoid serious injury

10. If you happen to go supine do not swallow anything she spits at your mouth

11. Knowing that you're spending time under my roof I will want you to see any signs of nerve damage or irrational speech patterns caused by the" man with red eyes" ( zander) and the golden flower " flowey"

12. USE PROTECTION UNLESS I SAY SO IF SHE GETS PREGNANT TOO SOON MAY THE GODS HELP US ALL!
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(Btw it’s Fritz, one of my ocs that wanted to date her. Also you may want to ask him some questions before hand)
0 ups, 1mo
Oh ok
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Still wanna smash my daughter?! I'll still let you
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you're cooked beyond all understanding
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It.
(GET-)
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Why do you want to say the rat stuff
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crazy? I was crazy once. they locked me in a room. a rubber room. a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy
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that's actually kinda cursed
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0 ups, 3w
zones ref?
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ZAMMMM SMAH
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why
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damn and to think my aunt says I'M blessed with breast-
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I'm sorry your my wise advisor BUT WHAT THE F**K
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I'M SORRY BUT IT'S TRUE
THIS IS SPECIFICALLY ENGINEERED TO ATTRACT ATTENTION TO THE CHEST REGION AND YOU KNOW IT
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It's okay I have a boob fetish tio
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Too
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