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The Sadistic Immortal Chapter 7: Elapsed Effects

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Time passes as time does, different nations take turns keeping the portal blockade over Novo Nammu, and the spacecrafts take turns over the course week, weeks turns to months, and months turns to years, before folks realize it, as the threat of Xerxes is all but neutralized, nobody travels to Novo Nammu as it becomes a voided zone, nobody can portal transport there, and the capital ships prevent anyone from entering. The Planet is left as a self-contained world occupied by dangerous mutated flora and fauna existing in their own mutated ecosystem. It has been a couple of decades since Novo Nammu was quarantined, nobody has come since, until a small band of young looters finds a way to land on the planet, the planetary patrols have not seen any potential visitors in a long time and have since laxed in their duties allowing the small craft to sneak by undetected. Who would want to visit that planet anyways as nobody would be foolish enough to go to a planet full of horrors.

As the small craft lands, a crew of young adventurers disembark, and step foot on the lush, mossy ground. The crew, in hazmat suits, begin to walk and search the immediate area, they find themselves on the edge of a thick jungle that now stands where one old villages used to thrive.

“I can’t believe how easy it was to get here!” One of the adventurers says

“Nobody has been here since, this makes it the perfect place to find ancient relics or other values that we could sell.” Another adventurer responds

“I know… but remember what our parents said, ‘this place used to be a utopia’ but now it’s already been replaced by a jungle!” A timid adventurer says

“Wasn’t there a big palace right in the middle of these villages?” The last adventurer says, “I say we should go there for a real prize!”

“Got it!” The first two adventurers say excitedly

“Fine…” The third adventurer sighs

“It’s decided then, lets go!” The last adventurer exclaims in excitement

The adventurers start making their way through the dense foliage, after about an hour of very slow progress through the jungle, the adventures hear rustling of the bushes next to them, an Adventurer stands their ground holding their rifle as the rustling gets closer when the other adventurers coward behind them, when a extraordinarily large ladybug emerges of the bushes, and begins to gently eat the leaves next to them while paying no mind to the adventurers.
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Oh, thank god!” The rifle holding adventurer slowly lowers the rifle begins to relax letting out a big sigh of relief

“What is that?!” Another adventurer gasps

“Its just a ladybug!” The rifle holding adventurer tries to calm them down

“They have ladybugs that size on your planet?!” The same adventurer says who had gasped, “It’s the size of a dinner table, it’s hideous!”

“I heard these creatures were mutated but I never thought they were that big.” The rifle holder says

“You knew about this and you didn’t warn us before hand?!” The second adventurer questions

“I thought they were just stories, most of this happened before we were even born, I didn’t believe in those tales!” The rifle holder responds, “C’mon we have to be close to the palace by now, lets keep moving!”

“Okay, but be careful!” The third adventurer says as they grip their excavation tools tightly

Soon the Adventurers to find a large clearing in front of them, they see a large ancient looking palace in front of them.

“That building looks tens of thousands of years old, I thought this ‘Xerxes’ was king recently?!” the Timid Adventurer questions

“The legends said he was an ancient king who was resurrected and rules the galaxy for a few years. Nobody has seen him in forever, he’s gone, but his palace is still here for the looting, this is our one big shot before anyone else figures this out!” The rifle holding adventurer says back, “Let’s make our way inside but keep your eyes open.”

Suddenly, one of the adventurers grabs the leader by the arm and pulls him back into cover.

“Shhhhh” The fourth adventurer silences him

“What?!” The rifle holder asks quietly

“Look.” The other adventurers whisper as they point to part of the clearing by the palace

Two incredibly feline creatures are seen walking around the perimeter of the palace, both cats look like saber-tooth tigers but one has orange tabby calico fur while the other one has tortoiseshell fur as if they once were typical housecats.

“That’s so messed up.” The third adventurer whispers, “how are we going to get by them”

The Timid Adventurer begins to freak out and says

“Forget this, I’m heading back to the ship”

The adventurer begins to back away when he suddenly snaps a twig with his feet, both cats stop moving and immediately look towards the adventurers.

“Shit, they heard us!” The Leader shouts to the other adventurers

“We’re never going to make it back to ship in time!” Another adventurer screams
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The four of them start running through the forest while the cats give chase.

“Quick, I saw a small temple on the way, we can hide in there!” The leader shouts, “We have to hurry!”

The four adventurers see the small temple in the jungle in front of them as the cats close the distance, the adventurers hear the cats growls right behind them. Right before the cats can leap at them, the adventurers head through a large archway, and enter the darkened temple. The cats all of the sudden stop chasing right before the archway and begin sniffing around the area and then quickly turn around and leave.

“Thank goodness you scared them, man!” The Timid Adventurer says

“Quick, turn on a light so we can see where we are!” The third adventurer says as they turn on their lantern.

“what is this weird floor we’re walking on by the way?” The adventurer comments as the lantern engulfs the room with light

The adventurers look down to see the floor covered in bones and remains of various people and animals.

“Oh shiiiiii...” The leader sighs

A sky-blue light illuminates on the far side of the temple followed by a low guttural growl.

“We got to get out of here!” The leader shouts

As the adventurers try to run back out the archway, it gets covered in a mesh of vines the sprout out of the ground with the same blue color as the glow emanating out of the room, the vines completely block the exit. The adventurers start panicking and the lantern holding adventurer slowly turns around in terror and points the light at the creature. The light uncovers a long golden snout filled with big, black teeth, and curved horns on the top of its head. The Leader shoots their rifle at the creature over and over again, as the creature grabs him with a long, sky blue arm, and slams him into his mouth. A loud crunch is heard, and the adventurers scream as the monster grabs each of them with Its tentacles and shorter purple arm. The lantern drops out of the third adventurer’s hand and goes out after a very loud crunch is made.
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give these guys whatever the multiversal equivalent of a Darwin award is
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Lmao.
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haven't even read anything else but these guys are getting f**king torn apart aren't they
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You’ll find out
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