I'm a chicken-fried, fire-eating son of a gun
Conceived by my devil daddy on a chicken run
Like a fireball flying down thunder road
Daddy made mama, but she shoulda said no
I'm a rawhide monster they named Number One; Yeah, black, black, black, black leather
Smash, smash, black, black leather
Kill, kill, black, black leather
Crash, crash, black, black leather
I'm the creature from the black leather lagoon
