Found this fella in my bed

Australia

Eat

smash, a little hard on the outside sticky and soft on the outside 👍

wha

id use that thing as an onahole

im boutta blow my shit clean smooth

fym, king dont do it!

he is just a little guy do no kill

I didn’t kill him
I actually looked him up and learned that they’re actually helpful because they kill things like cockroaches

kill