Make anyone’s balls itch

you have radiation poisoning

you can only make andrews balls itrch

Too late bro

ik

Uber rare with every rare capsule roll

The ability to stop time

you get stopped too

lmao guess I can just have internal monologues in stopped time or something. Guess that's not COMPLETELY useless

until you go insane and live for infinite of years and your mind melts and doesnt melt cause you are frozen in time

I feel like it's assumed I can still unfreeze time

not with the side effect i said

wait, but if being frozen in time stops my mind too, then I am unable to think also, leaving everything eternally frozen in time, effectively ending all of existence until the intervention of a higher being

a 5th dimensional being yes

make chicken nuggets inside my armpits

bro already has the side effect

i am completely immune to any negative thing testicle-related

your asshole is permanently sealed shut

Can spawn any character from any piece of media

They will want to kill you no matter the cost

Worth the loonussy 👅

it turns into a child molester after ten minutes and it canon it the media its from

dih is 6.7 inches

Under your concept of "inch", which is now 2.54 millimeters

what is a millimeter

you become a diddy ahh blud

you can never get it hard at all so its only actually like 2 inches

I can choose my own consequence

goldfish crackers

🍇 people with no consequenses whatsoever

A nuclear airstrike will be called to your exact coords every 10 minutes

were you first

no

Only elderly men

were you first

yes

Yeah

f**k

I can pee infinitely

the only way you can piss is by pissing into the piss drinker

But only in someone's ass

infinite superpower with no consequences

i reject your offer

your turn

i can be a bee

You become the baddest bee bihh and everyone in the world tryna bang you

wow

Making honey tastes like vinegar

and that is not a good thing

But you have to admit you are Toady