Once, I went to a fancy restaurant that had a sign which read, "No dogs allowed." So, naturally, I decided to bring my pet goldfish instead. I put the fishbowl under my arm and strutted in like I owned the place. The waiter gave me a puzzled look and asked if I wanted a water bowl for my "dog." I replied, “No thanks, he prefers fine dining!” When my order arrived, I dramatically placed a tiny fork next to the fishbowl and announced, “Dinner is served!” The entire restaurant erupted in laughter, and the chef even came out to join the fun. In the end, I got a standing ovation for my performance, and my goldfish became a local celebrity. Now, every Friday night, we’re the star attraction at the restaurant, and they even upgraded me to "fish and chips" on the menu. So much for no dogs allowed—now it’s strictly "no cats!"
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