you cannot prove me wrong

Sans: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP!
Papyrus: Elaborate...?
Sans: well, whaddaya normally need to make a soup?
Papyrus: Well, you need Water, Salt, some kinda vegetable, *I* personally like some meat in mine...
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The ocean is a soup.
Sans: THE OCEAN IS A SOUP!

a raw soup

You cannot eat a raw soup-… wouldn’t it just make you sick if you ate it??

Can you eat the ocean?

Yes but you’d get sick if you did-

So therefore, it's a raw soup

BUT YOU CANT EAT IT OR ELSE YOU WOULD GE- *inhales*

If you eat a raw soup, you get sick, if you eat the ocean, you get sick

F**k that’s a good point-