"The Hobbit"; There was a hobbit who lived in a hole that found a ring. A wizard finds him and sees the ring. The wizard says "Damn, that's a scary ring. We gotta melt it". The wizard calls his friend who is an eagle. The eagle picks up the hobbit with the ring and flies him to a big, scary mountain filled with lava. The hobbit drops the ring into the lava and they fly away and the mountain goes boom. The eagle then drops the hobbit off back at home where the wizard is hanging out. The wizard asks "Well?" and the hobbit says "Yeah, we're good. Wanna get high"? The wizard says "Hell yea" and they smoke something called "pipeweed" and get totally roasted. The End.