oh I know the muffin man alright
He killed my entire family in front of me, whilst eating a muffin
After kidnapping me and my entire family, he looked at me with this wicked grin, I could only scream against the muffler wrapped around my face. I looked with dismay towards my family, them returning the looks of distress and raw terror. Then this psychopath pulled out a machete, and beheaded my sister. He continued the slaughter until I was the last one alive. The room was coated in blood, I looked at the man with pleading eyes despite knowing there was no hope. He hacked off my limbs individually. After I fell limbless into the pool of blood, he took off the muffler and shoved a muffin down my throat. Just then, a SWAT team broke in, shooting down the Muffin man for good. I was put in hospital care, then rehab for years. I'll never forget what you did to me, you demon
