where the sun doesn't shine

melting it into a paper thin sheet, crumbling it, and spreading it throughout my foreskin

I would fill a home Depot bucket full of paperclips and leave them right next to my bedroom door, then I would take the real one and tape it to the underside of a public garbage can

In a haystack

Why should I tell you, you might be the detective

in the back of the detective's refrigerator

up my ass because he cannot touch me without my consent

i eated the caperplip

painting it black then tossing it in the black sea

the black tea is not block

blocc

North Korea

yummy

Take apart a mechanical pencil, empty out all the pencil lead and throw the lead in the dumpster, shove the paperclip in the tube of the mechanical pencil, put it back together then throw the mechanical pencil into the nearest river

I can't tell you
you might be the detective

bury it under the white house

How would WE get there?

or you can destroy it

HUH?!

im insane enough to find a way

Oh!

Js throw it into the ocean

I would eat it

I agree

Probably someplace incredibly stupid where it's like, "it's a stupid place to put something, it couldn't possibly be there".