The Sadistic Immortal Chapter 2: Mundane Messiah

Xerxes rests on his throne in the throne room of his palace in Novo Nammu. Xerxes’s colossal sword leans by the throne on its side while several feline creatures purr on and around him. Xerxes begin begins to softly pet on of the cats on his lap, Xerxes manifests multiple creation arms to pet all the cats laying around him.

“All my fur babies deserve love.” Xerxes ponders his next move.

Eventually the cats get up and waddle to their food trays of freshly cut fish. Xerxes gets up and walks to his main balcony overlooking several villages around his palace. Xerxes now, swelling with the power of the stones, now over 8ft frame, struggles to fit underneath the archway, his skin now fused with the armor, struggles to get past the pillars. He sees his planet’s new inhabitants working on farms, tilling the soil, and caring for the land.

“I have brought balance, peace, and prosperity to this previously unruly system. My enemies have been routed, their people liberated, and achieved vengeance upon my home world’s conquers, but for I… what do I do as a soldier with no war, even the chorus in my head has ceased.” Xerxes rambles out through the balcony

Suddenly one of his stickverse advisors barges open the doors and drops to one knee.

“Lord Xerxes, hail to Your balance!” The stickman announces

“Advisor, please rise, I’ve ask naught for that formality” Xerxes responds with a slight grin

“Lord Xerxes, thank you, but, a monsoon has flooded our king’s castle and the surrounding region!” The stickman cries

“That should not be possible, I perfected your weather cycle?” Xerxes questions

“I’m sorry to question your ability but we need you now!” The stickman pleads

Xerxes nods and thinks to himself.

“Finally, a debacle, life has been perfect but tedious!” Xerxes thinks as he grabs the advisor by their slim arm and warps away

Xerxes and the advisor warp into the city capital of the once great kingdom of Stickmania which has turned into a great lake. Xerxes quickly lets go of the advisor and uses destruction to burrow a massive hole straight down. The water start flowing into the reservoir and Xerxes soon turns the hole into a massive 3 story well. The people climb off of their roofs and exit their homes and hotels and come rushing out to Xerxes screaming.

“Hail to His balance!”

“Another miracle by Xerxes!”

“Bear witness to His greatness!”

“My lord, I will see you back at the palace eventually, I will take care of my peoples.” The stick advisor states

“No, I must root out the cause of this unlikely accident!” Xerxes exclaims as he warps himself high in the sky.

Xerxes observes the cloud patterns and sees a huge circular formation of stormy clouds. Xerxes immediately rushes to the clouds and disperses them with a large wave of air pressure.

“How did this form, the weather was only manipulated to give largely peaceful seasons of rain?”

‘This won’t happen again’ The Soulsborne Geode whispers to Xerxes

“Eh this probably won't happen again!” Xerxes says out loud and then warps back home.

Xerxes returns to his throne and waiting for him are 3 advisors, all with different tasks at hand.

“Hail to Your balance!” The advisors say in unison

“What do you need, my advisors?” Xerxes asks

“My people require more sunlight to grow more crops, they are facing a potential famine!” A advisor says

“My people’s moon is falling out of orbit!” Another advisor says

“My people’s planet is beginning to face an ice age!” The third advisor says

“I must solve all of these calamities quickly to ensure prosperity!” Xerxes exclaims

Xerxes warps away. Xerxes quickly uses a gravity well to pull their system’s star closer to the first advisor’s planet. He then slows down the orbit of the second advisor’s moon. Xerxes then initiates the super volcano on the third advisor’s planet to halt the oncoming ice age. Xerxes warps back to the palace and thinks to himself

“By the time the Advisors can inform me of their problems, it is already too late, I have to know of these problems sooner.”

Xerxes looks back at the advisors at his palace.

“I will create warp points between all the systems that have our balance so the people can come to me directly with all their problems, great or small!” Xerxes proposes to his advisors

“This will provide me endless entertainment!” Xerxes proudly thinks

“My lord… I do not intend to doubt your wisdom, however, we feel that if you try to solve everyone’s problems, you will be incapable of getting anything done.” A advisor timidly advises

“Nonsense, I love all my people equally, as it turns out, our balance requires a more hands on approach!” Xerxes responds.

“Sire, not to question your infinite abilities but how did you solve all of our problems so quickly, if we may ask?” The advisors more worried

“You will have more light, your moon shall have orbit, and your ice age shall end quickly enough” Xerxes gestures with a large grin on his face.

The advisors all look back at each other and then quickly leave the room.

Xerxes turns back to his throne, sits down, and returns to petting his cats once more.

“This will go splendidly” Xerxes amuses himself with the thought.

this xerxes guy is kinda goated

ok so he got a little mad and murdered some people, it’s not like they’re IMPORTANT