Dandy's Silly World RP.mp3

Dandy: It's been years since we've been in Gardenview.
Astro: What are you saying?
Dandy: I'm saying it's time that we need to escape the place.

Victor: "Dandy, there are Twisteds around every corner!"

Dandy: How did they get in the lobby!?

*There's a Twisted Dyle spinning around*

Sprout: Shit, we need to get the hell outta here!

Toilet Sniffer: "Can I sniff your toilet?"

Connie: ... I don't have toilets

*Victor grabs Shelly and hits her head on a window*

Astro: Jesus Victor! Why did you throw Shelly into the window like that!?

Shelly: "I barely felt anything..."
*The window is cracked*

Dandy: Quick! Throw something hard at the window! It could be our way out!

*Rattle throws a bunch of Gigi's marbles at it*

*Shrimpo throws brick at the window*

*It shatters\*

Dandy: Wow, for once Shrimpo finally did something useful.

Gooble Bass: "I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim."

Dandy: ...We serve food here, sir.
Astro: Dandy, not the time!

*Victor pulls Shelly while running for the window*

Dandy: Quick, every toon, through the window!

*Rattle slithers over before seeing Rodger trailing behind with Toodles and trying to help them get over*

Sprout: The others need help.

*Shelly stumbles into Victor and pushes him out of the window*

Pebble: Arf!
Dandy: What is it boy?
Pebble: Arf! Bork!
Dandy: Vee?

*Victor's lava spills out of his head*

Astro: Oh shit.
*Goes to Victor*
Dandy: Where's Vee?

Victor: "Help me..."
*Shelly is trying to find a way to get Victor out of here*

Astro: What do we do?

*Rattle flicks her tongue*
Rattle: "We're walled in, the gates have been locked for years, and we're not gonna seriously try stacking up to climb over."

Astro: Is there another way?

*A part of the wall is cracked*

Sprout: Does that answer your question?

*Shrimpo and Brick vs. Wall*

Connie: Usually, Shrimpo hates everyone, but I never seen him helping us.

*Outside the walls*
Blook: "Huh, that wall seems to be falling apart."

Paleo: Well I can tell by the cracks.
Melody: What do you think is causing it to fall apart?
Paleo: Wait, Melody? Weren't you supposed to be with your baby?
Melody: Oh, Kage is gonna babysit her rn until I get back with you guys.
Paleo: Well, ok.

*Meanwhile inside the walls*

Dandy: Come on, break down the wall, we need to get out of here!

*Victor grabs a brick and puts it into his head, making it turn to lava*

Astro: You feeling better now?

*Victor punches the wall and makes a few bricks launch out*

Dandy: One more than it breaks down! Or maybe 2 or 3, idk some brick walls will take more than one.

Rattle: "Blot's computer had anime porno on it."

Dandy: Rattle not the ti- Wait what?
Blot: .tihs gnitsugsid taht od reven I ,elttaR

Vee: "Well actually, I accessed the internet usage and did see some unsavory things."

Sprout: Vee, there you are! Where have you been?

Vee: "Looking at Blot's search history."

Blot: .duol tuo gniyrc rof esrevinu evitanretla a ni er'ew ,rehtob neve I od yhW ...
Looey: Blot, you've been watching porno on it?
Blot: .nwod llaw kcirb siht teg s'tel dna tuoba klat t'nod esaelP
Sprout: Ok, sorry. We shouldn't waste time on it though.

*Victor broke the wall*

Dandy: Come on everyone! Let's skedaddle on outta here!

Rattle: "Vee can't jump out the window"

Sprout: Shit!

The humble GOOBLIFT:

Goob: Hug time!

*Vee gets hugged by Goob and he uses his long ass arms to safely go down*

Sprout: Good job Goob!

Victor: "Why did she need the GOOBLIFT?"

Astro: Did you not hear what Rattle said?
Dandy: Ok, now that everyone is out! Let's go!

Victor: "But why can't she?"

Astro: Don't ask questions you're not prepared to hear the answer to.

Victor: "Oh, I'm prepared alright."

Dandy: Hey! Less questions, more escaping!

Victor: "Just tell me after we escape."

Dandy: Victor, so what Vee didn't jump! Stop questioning about that god dammit or I'll put you back into the scrapped shed!
*Astro notices something different on Vee*
Astro: Umm... Vee?

Bungee Goob: "She's robopregnant"

Astro: T-t-that's not even a word.
Sprout: Wait? Are you saying she's pregnant? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?

Vee: "The... Blooksford English Dictionary says 'robopregnant' is a word for when robots are pregnant."

Sprout: For some reason, this doesn't feel right.

Vee: "You don't feel right."

Dandy: Can we go now!
Astro: Why are you being impatient rn?
Dandy: Idk, I just wanna get out of here.

Bungee Goob: "I can see a castle up over there..."

Dandy: Huh?
*He sees a castle far away from their location*
Astro: What castle is this?
Dandy: Idk, but it had a very funny mask.

Goob 3: "You should use one of the Goobs as a slingshot."
Victor: "Why are there so many Goobs?"
Goob Printer:

Goob: I have a family!
Scraps: Goob, what the hell did they come from!?
Goob: Don't ask questions you're not prepared to hear the answer to.
Astro: I said that already.

*Goob Printer is spawning more Goobs as we speak*

Goob: oh, nvm actually.
Sprout: Somebody make it stop!

Goob 23: "The Goobshot would be fun."
Goob 22: "Boop!"
*The Goob Printer is turned off*

Sprout: Phew. It stopped.
Astro: Wait, Victor. Isn't there a fourth member of your group?

Victor: "What do you mean?"

*Then a raptor like toon jumped out of the window. Enter, Kaisen*

Victor: "To be fair, Randy was here before me, so..."
???: "Hold the show right here!"

Dandy: Wait, Randy! I know that guy!

*It's the true fourth member of the team Victor brought in... Nebula the galaxy!*

Astro: Another space toon?

*A half-created Goob comes out the Goob Printer*
FrankenGoob: "GRAH... HUGZ?"

*Kaisen was confused about what happened*

Randy: "I feel bad for him. Can we keep the guy?"

Goob: Who? The monster version of me?

Randy: "Yeah!"

Dandy: I don't know. My innocence tells me he's kinda dangerous.
Scraps: Dandy, he's a Goob, so he must be friendly.

FrankenGoob: "SCRAPS..."

Scraps: Yeah?

*Shrimpo Jumpscare*

*Dandy punches Shrimpo*
Dandy: Get your face out of the camera!

*This is Shrimpo's cue to call Rattle by Delaney*

Dandy: Jeez, this shrimp helped us and now, he's still an ass

*Shrimpo say the thing*

Rodger: I won't say that if I were you.

*Rodger sybau i'm trying to get her mad*

Rodger: ... Who the hell are you, and why are you talking to me.

*I'm the narrator bro*

Dandy: Wait? Aren't you suppose to be narrating? If so, why ar you talking to us? And also, it's Shrimpo who's gonna make her mad, not you.
Shrimpo: HEY DELANEY!
Dandy: Yep. There he goes, despite saving pur asses, he's still an ass. So, you sybau, whatever the hell that means. And don't even try to think that you owned me, you bitch.
Rodger: Are you trying to defend me?
Dandy: I don't know. I just wanna get going, away from Gardenview.
Astro: Isn't it your home?
Dandy: Yeah, but there are better things out there. And I think we should probably go to that castle over the horizon.

*Shrimpo is dead on the ground with a bite out of his head

Dandy: And just like that, he's dead. So, I'mma throw his dead body back to Gardenview so the twisteds eat his carcass.

Randy: "Rattle, you are sick in the head."

Glisten: You know what else is sick. Eclipse massacring sheep on the road.

Rattle: "You eat lamb chops."

Eclipse: Yeah, exactly.
Glisten: Well, not when you eat them raw like that covered with blood and such.