once again, ask zap anything, and I shall respond in character

@grok make this guy yellow and obese

How would an interaction with Claire go?

"good. chill."

Are you fine around Wasp/The Bane of Rage?

"dude it's a tiny little bug! what is he gonna do? use the little toothpick?"

He’s 7’8 tall, and that’s a great sword you’re looking at. He’s good with it.

bro if a bug is 7 feet tall that's a Mary sue and that does not count

according to the rules of my OCS, if ANY of my OCS happen to fight a Mary sue or extremely overpowered OC with no actually good reason to be overpowered, my oc wins by default, because cheating is not allowed in a contest

I get it now. He’s not that powerful. And he still gets beat. Does that count? If not, can we nerf him more?

Actually, never mind. Lets keep him bug-sized.

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jarvis can you jork it a lil

"What if I chucked a huge piece of ice the size of your head at you?"

zap would survive

Respond in character, grrr

"I'd win."

(mb I forgot)

Do you play poker?

"HELL YEAH!"