Top “evil” things Zohran Mamdani wants to do:
1. Freeze rent and build public housing (because making housing affordable is clearly a crime against humanity.)
2. Make city buses free (how dare he let people get around without paying? Outrageous)
3. Open city-owned grocery stores (the audacity of cheap groceries for everyone)
4. Provide free childcare (destroying the economy one baby at a time)
5. Raise the minimum wage to $30/hour (workers having more money? Truly villainous)
6. Create a community-safety department that’s less police-focused (how dare he try to make safety less scary)
7. Tax the rich and corporations more (because punishing billionaires is clearly evil)