BRB; BE RIGHT BACK; I WILL BE RIGHT BACK PRETTY SOON; PURSUANT TO AN URGENT YET TRANSIENT OBLIGATION REQUIRING MY IMMEDIATE PHYSICAL RELOCATION FOR A DURATION SO INFINITESIMALLY BRIEF AS TO BE PRACTICALLY NEGLIGIBLE ON ANY CONVENTIONAL CHRONOMETRIC SCALE, I HEREBY NOTIFY ALL PRESENT PARTIES OF MY PROVISIONAL DEPARTURE, WITH THE SOLEMN ASSURANCE OF MY PROMPT REINSTATEMENT TO THIS SPATIAL COORDINATE WITHIN A TIMEFRAME SO PROXIMATE AS TO RENDER THE INTERVAL FUNCTIONALLY IMPERCEPTIBLE