Dandy's Silly World RP.mp3

*Astro rings the doorbell*

*Door opens*

Astro: Well, Dandy, I made it, despite your directions.

Dandy: "Ah, Astro, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!"

Astro: Eh...
*Enters in the dining room and sits down on the chair*

*Dandy goes in the kitchen*
Dandy: "Gasp! Oh, egads! My roast is ruined!"
Dandy: "But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Ohohoho, delightfully devilish, Dandy!"

*Astro comes into the kitchen*
Astro: Eh!
*Astro gives him a suspicious look*

*Intro plays*
Dandicus, with his crazy explanations
Novalite's gonna need his medication
When he hears Dandy's lame exaggerations
There'll be trouble in Gardenview tonight!

Astro: DAAAANDAAAAAY!!!

Dandy: "Astro, I was just stretching my- wait I'm in crutches..."

Astro: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Dandy?

Dandy: "Ah, Astro, welcome... I hope you're prepared for a... mediocre luncheon."

Astro: Ehh?
*Enters in the dining room and sits down on the chair*

*Dandy gets a phone call from Dr*

Dr: Mr Dandicus, how are you feeling?

Dandy: "Uhh, fine..."

Dr: Well, alright. Just don't get anymore trouble.

*Dandy puts the phone down*
Dandy: "Well, Astro, uhmm... we're gonna have a ha-"
*There's smoke coming from the kitchen*

Astro: Why is there smoke coming out of your kitchen?

Dandy: "Oh, no! My roast is ruined!"

Astro: And now, I see why you said "mediocre luncheon."

*Smork Alam*

Astro: I have a bad feeling about this.

*Astro leaves and time loops again*

Astro: ... What is happening?

*The door opens and Bobette is there*

Astro: Uhh... Well, Bobette, I made it, despite your directions.

Bobette: "Dandy is supposed to be greeting you, but he's... having a nervous breakdown right now."

Astro: Uhh... Alright.
*Enters in the dining room and sits down on the chair*

*Dandy is absent*

Astro: So, how long till Dandy is done with his nervous breakdown?

Bobette: "Just leave him alone and leave..."

Astro: Well ok, as long your oven doesn't burn.
*He leaves*
Astro: And now waiting for the moment for it to rewind.

*It doesn't*

Astro: Hmm? Nothing at the moment.

*Astro realizes that every time he loops, the timeline gets messed up*

Astro: Ya know, for some reason I feel like this loop is messing up this timeline.

*Astro finally loops after this epiphany.*

Astro: Oh boy, I wonder what this one have this time.

*The door opens*
Dandy: "I hope you're ready for a MAGNIFICENT luncheon!"
*Ham is on the table*

Astro: Hmm, this is either really good or really bad. But I should probably not be rude.
*He sits down on the chair*

*In the corner, Eclipse is sick*

Astro: What's up with Eclipse?

Dandy: "Aurora borealis."

Astro: Uh... AURORA BOREALIS!? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, AT THIS TIME OF DAY, IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR KITCHEN!?

Dandy: "Yes."

Astro: ...May I see it?

Dandy: "No."

*They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.*

*Time loops back to Astro entering Dandy's house*

Astro: Weren't I just here before?

*Just follow the script*

Astro: Umm... Well, Dandy, I made it, despite your directions.

Dandy: "Ohh, not in Utica, it's an Albany expression."

Astro: I see.

*They eat*

Astro: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at McDonald's.

Dandy: "Oh, no! Patened... Patented D-Dandy burgers... Old family... recipe."

Astro: For steamed hams?

Dandy: "Yes."

Astro: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.

Dandy: *intense stuttering*
Dandy: "Excuse me for one second."
*Goes into the kitchen and comes out*
Dandy: "Ahhh, well, good time was had by all, I'm pooped."

Astro: Yes, I should be-
*Notices the intense light coming from the burning kitchen*
Astro: GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?

Dandy: "That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmmm, steamed clams!"

*Astro leaves the kitchens*

*Dandy stumbles and cries before 10 minutes later coming back with hamburgers*

Astro: I thought we were having "steamed clams".

Dandy: "Ohh, no I said s-steamed hams... That's what I call... hamburgers."

Astro: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?

Dandy: "It's a regional dialect..."

Astro: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?

Dandy: "Uhhh, upstate New York."

Astro: Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.