his hmo list is maeve post-explosion, nightmare foxy, the literal number 30, the atlantic ocean, and red koopa paratroopa

why tf does he want to f**k maeve after the explosion 😭 😭

you would die

you'd probably die pre-explosion too beanoids are radioactive (woah-oh-oh-oh oh, woah-oh-oh-oh im radioactive radioactive)

most likely

funtime foxy is better

Maybe?

THE NUMBER 30??

think about it

i can put my dih in the zero and the 3 will hold my balls

?????????????

3 is a bawl holder when yoy f**k the 0

HUH?????

3 is a bawl holder when yoy f**k the 0

i mean it makes sense when you think abt it

Okay, I can't really agree on Nightmare Foxy.

THIS IMPLIES YOU AGREE WITH EVERYTHING ELSE WHAT

Wait, a Koopa? You couldn't agree on a Koopa?

IT IS A F**KING WIMPY ASS TURTLE WHO TRIES TO KILL PLUMBERS

You... You do know about the RPG ga- Do you think every single Mario enemy has no life outside of trying to kill Mario?

i do know that but those aren't canon and neither are the sport, party or kart games

Wh-What?

Bum-Naked-Evil-Pineapple absolute eradication date set to october 30th 2025

You don't understand.