There Is No Third Option

Opiton 4: Your favorite character

Okay. But who? The one that I would want to fight God with, the one I want to f**k crazy hard, the one that I want to curl up in their lap like a kitten, or my literal f**king spirit animal? That's most of my current options.

ALL OF THEM

HOW THE F**K?!?!?!?!

Because they might be the same person!

HUHHH???? THEY AREN'T THOUGH....

Then put the names in a hat and pull one out
The one pulled out will be your cosplay!

I only have one hat and it's a beanie. That's not gonna be very easy.

Just do it

Ok?

Third option: British from the 1700s

Can't.... Wish I could, though...

Bummer

Limited wardrobe. :(

Buy one

NO FRECKING MONEY, BOI!!!

Bro…

Can't work without ID.... :(

Britain

RRRAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

Huhh???

Idk I just read “ID” and then forgot that you don’t live in the UK

What do British have??? I'M JEALOUS!!!

Small niche islands as colonies

If I did, I'm dressing as a dude. F**k that dress shit. I don't care what decade it is, what century it is, you ain't getting me in a dress, dead or alive.