Dandy's Silly World RP.mp3

*Connie disappears just to scare someone, then Shrimpo comes into Dandy's Pizza place*

Rattle: "Dandy, the Pebbles are here."

Dandy: Oh dear. I forgot to feed them.
*He shakes the kibble bag*

*The Pebbles start swarming Dandicus while Victor restrains Shrimpo*
Coal: "Bworf."

*Dandy fills a comically large dog bowl with kibble*
Connie: Your pizza should be ready in a minute.

Gourdy: "Wait, there are two me's!"
Gourdy 2: "Oh my gah!"

Razzle: Wait? Which one of you 2 order the P Pizza?
Dazzle: What does the P even mean though?
Dandy: Oh that means you have to pee on the pizza.
R&D: ...
Connie: ...Dandy that's just gross.

Rattle: "Can ghosts pee?"

Astro: Sounds like a question that nobody knows.
Dandy: Don't worry, I know who.
*Dandy whistles to Pebble*

Pebble I can speak: "Dandy why are you in crutches

Dandy: Twisted Gourdy mauled me. Also can you pee on the pizza.

*Loud snoring*

Astro: ... Jesus, I didn't even think she'd sleep that loud.

Bobette: "Oh, no, that's just the moose."
*A moose is at the counter*

Dandy: How did it get in?

Gourdy 2: "Elevator."

Connie: Well I don't think it should be in here, it is a wild animal.

Moose Handler: "Ok"
*The moose is handled*

Connie: He at least knows not to anger a moose. That's when they get dangerous.
Dandy: how do you know when a moose gets dangerous?
Connie: When it shows it's whites on its eyes.

Dr: "Dandy, you need to get rest for your leggs."
*Eclipse comes to the counter thinking they're still open*

Connie: Sorry, we're closed for the night.

*That night*

Connie: Welp, I think it's time that we close the place up.

Bobette: "I still feel sick..."
Victor: "Dandy, how do you stay here 24/7?"
Shelly: "Who is that..?"

Astro: Wdym? We've known him for years rn?

Shelly: "No we haven't..."

Sprout: What?
Astro: Shelly, did you just hit your head on something?

Shelly: "I don't remember..."

Connie: Poor thing, she must've had amnesia.

*Tisha is cleaning Ichor in the back room*

Astro: Come on, let's get you some rest for amnesia.

Eclipse: *ZAD*

Connie: Wait? Can't you hunt other animals like wolves do?

Eclipse: "Idk"

Dandy: Give it to me straight, doc. How long till my bones are healed?

Dr: "5"

Dandy: 5? 5 what?

Dr: "Weeks per leg"

Dandy: Oh.

Eclipse: "Let's talk about Pennis Drager."

Soulvester: Umm, ok.

Eclipse: "He wants to talk about the N word in an unemotional way."

Soulvester: Really? That sounds f**ked up.

*Shrimpass comes in*

Soulvester: Oh great, what do you want?
Shrimpo: I HATE KNIGHTS!
Soulvester: Well, I don't care.

*Cocoa is in the back of the place watching mindlessly*

Flyte: Uhh, Cocoa, you alright?

Gourdy: "I ate the pizza."

Connie: Don't tell me, it's the one that Pebble peed on?

Pebble I can talk: "Actually I didn't pee yet"

Connie: Ok, sorry. That would make me throw up if someone ate a peed on pizza.

Bobette: "I ate too many calzones..."

Ginger: You gotta stop eating so much calzones Bobette.
Shrimpo: FATASS!
Ginger: Shut up, Shrimpo!

*Rattle bites Shrimpo's arm and her venom gets into him*

*Shrimpo dies from the venom*
Connie: You have a venomous bite?
Dandy: Well, what do you expect, he's a rattlesnake.

*Toodles runs by chasing Dyle with a handgun*

Connie: What is Toodles doing?
Rodger: She's robbing someone again.
Connie: Isn't she just a child tho?
Rodger: Yeah, but we're in an alternative universe, so this is different.
Connie: Wha?

*An arm grabs the pizza slicer... it's a new Toon! Enter Rattle, part-snake Toon! She slices the arm and tapes the pipe shut!*

Connie: Well, thanks.

Bobette: "Can I make an order?"

Connie: Oh yeah, what would you like?

Bobette: "Just a Christmas Pizza..."
Gourdy: "We don't serve that for another month and a half..."

Connie: Yeah, sorry.

Bobette: "Then a pepperoni pizza is fine..."
Victor: "Shrimpo, don't you dare."

Shrimpo: SAYS YOU!!!
*Shrimpo kicks her ass*
Connie: *Sigh* Does he ever change?

*Dandicus has been summoned*

Dandy: Who summoned me.

*Bobette is waiting for a pizza*

Shrimpo: Out of the way fatass!
*Pushes Bobette out of the way*

Coal: "Bworf."

Shrimpo: Don't bark at me! I hate barking!

Coal: "Grrr..."
Victor: "Anyone gonna address the Pebbles invading Dandy's Pizza?"
Gourdy: "I'd like a P pizza, Connie!"

*Connie appears*
Connie: Shoot, break times over. Hey, R&D. P pizza.

*Evil Ichor Hand comes out of a pipe*

Connie: What the?

*Shelly is extracting Ichor and the hand seems to have come out of a leaky part*

Connie: Idk if that's normal