DEAR SANTA! SINCE IT'S ALMOST 2026, I CAN GET YOU A NINTENDO SWITCH 2, MARIO KART WORLD, LABUBU, A PACK OF TIGRESS MEMES, A NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION, A TIGRESS MOVIE, A 67-INCH SCREEN FOR THE TV, AND NEW MARIO AND SONIC MOVIES. I HOPE YOU'LL BE MY SERVANT. YOU'RE RICH ANYWAY.