"down from the heavens descended chuck norris"

bro is like the calmer version of

I’m Gabriel UltraCHILL

Yessir

moral of the story
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who delivered a kick which could shatter bones into the crotch of indiana jones

AND GANDALF THE GREAT

AND GANDALF THE WHITE

AND MONTY PYTHON
AND THE HOLY GRAILS
BLACK KNIGHT

AND BENITO MUSSOLINI

AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE

ROBOCOP
TERMINATOR

who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain

as batman changed back into bruce wayne

but chuck saw through his clever disguise

and he crushed batman's head in between his thighs

THEN GANDALF THE GREY

AND GANDALF THE WHITE

AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL’S BLACK KNIGHT

but Chuck saw through his clever disguise

Welp, you won.

Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones - Neil Lemondemon

Into the crotch of Indiana Jones