SENIOR: “PINEAPPLE DOESN’T BELONG ON PIZZA — IT RUINS THE FLAVOR!”; JUNIOR: “FRUIT ON PIZZA IS FINE — IT BALANCES SWEET & SAVORY!”; SENIOR: “YOU’RE IGNORING TRADITION, TEXTURE, THE SAUCE — IT’S SACRILEGE!”; JUNIOR: “WHATEVER, I’M ORDERING HAWAIIAN AND YOU’RE NOT COMING.”