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There would be some deaths and they would definitely get experimented on. Their "blood" can power houses for a very long time or be used as a weapon and I'm sure people would want to know how they can recreate it, or maybe even harvest it
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Interesting
Could be used in future AW comics
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Yea
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Or a better question is how would they even figure that out, considering they're the same civilization level as us but are supposedly stupider than us (or have you changed their canon again)
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I've changed it from they're all dumber to they all have more variety in IQ, like Claire is dumb as hell and then there can also be people like Maeve who are smart as hell
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You haven't even addressed how they would come to earth
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They are at the same level of civilization as we are, but it is canon that there is a very advanced alien cargo ship in the ocean that polluted it hard with radioactive materials. If there's one, there may be more, and if a beanoid smart enough (Maeve for example) comes cross one, she could probably repair it and travel to earth within a couple of minutes if she reverse engineers and fixes it right
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Would you mind if I posted my headcanon about what the solar system the beanoids are living in is like
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Go ahead I'd like to hear it. I might make it canon if I like it enough
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I can’t think of name for them so here

The star is an orange dwarf, moderately but not much dimmer than the Sun, meaning that its lifespan is about 20 billion and not 10 billion years. It’s also closer to the galactic core (it’s still in the milky way). These both would explain the alien cargo ship as aliens have been traveling near the system for longer, and also have had a higher chance of leaving something there.

The system has five planets
1st is 30% the mass of Earth and is like a much much hotter Mars, it’s very close to the star too

2nd is 120% the mass of Earth and is the planet beanoids live on. Due to the larger gravity compared to earth the beanoid species developed larger bodies to account for the gravity and this explains their bean-like appearance.

3rd is 40% the mass of Earth and is in their system’s asteroid belt, their asteroid belt is smaller due to them only having one (smaller) gas giant and therefore less disruption in planetary formation occurs. This planet is made up of platinum, gold, lithium, and several other valuable minerals. Aliens actually don’t find this planet valuable since they have enough of silver, gold and platinum, and that’s also why they didn’t bother with the inner solar system and never really messed with beanoids most of the time

4th is about the mass of neptune and similarly helped evolution on the beanoid planet like jupiter did by deflecting or affecting some asteroids, just on a smaller scale than here since it’s smaller than like jupiter

5th is 5% the mass of earth and is way out on the edge, it’s a mars-size icy planet which is a bit like saturn’s moon enceladus except bigger, this is the main attraction for aliens in the system beanoids are in since they contain a rare mineral which is technically a type of ice only produced in extremely cold conditions, it’s useful in engineering alien ships therefore making it very valuable.

Also: Due to the increased length of time that the beanoid planet was habitable, evolution also took a lot longer, imagine twice as long as how long it took for Earth to eventually have humans

The beanoid planet has two moons which both are about 10% the size of it. It used to have a third smaller moon but this was mysteriously destroyed by an event which caused it to form a debris field around the beanoid planet. This field is dangerous and is why beanoids have been unable to do much space travel past low orbit, although the planet’s top scientists are working on this too
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I LOVE IT. I'm making every single detail here canon. I'm putting it in my official lore notes. thank you. The debris field idea is perfect too. The scientists are smarter but the more challenging space travel balances everything out back to them being only as capable as us. That's ficking genius. The more planet mass makes sense too. There's nothing but sense here. I love it. Thank you so much bro
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Thank you sm ❤️❤️❤️
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Sorry if that was a lot to read lol
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Nah I loved reading that
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Why would they be that dangerous
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Radiation
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Please learn how biology actually works and then get back to me
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Dat some stronk radios
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Radiation, arm blades, bullet proof skin, sharp teeth
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The ability to chuck cars at people
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Do you think one of the most powerful agencies of the most powerful government on Earth would instantly let any of their agents come into contact with one without trying to understand their biology first
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If beanoids came to earth, would they become experiments or would the CIA die before even touching them?