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I don't care if the frog seems a bit toady, and I'm sick of your masquerades and pretending to know it all, Jeffrey. Why can't you just be a creative kid and draw the sky, ocean, or even a box of cheez-its? Trying to get you to stop misbehaving is like trying to go through a maze blindly. Your brain must be so retro that it's affecting your grades. You can't just rewrite your history once you mess up. Not just that, but your friend Andrew no longer wants to be friends with you because you spat in the sauce in his lunch. Are we serious? You just keep climbing the spire of stupidity, and not just that, but you got the DEA investigating your uncle because you hid substances in his car. You keep buzzing around like a gnat, pestering everyone. You know, Jeffrey, the principal had to call me late at night to tell me that you were acting like a huge pig. You think you're some.. product of the Olympians, when you're anything but that. Please, Jeffrey, fix your behavior, I can't get calls from principal Donald. Not just that, but you threatened your friend Mack with a knife. That's not ok. Now listen, you have good qualities too, I don't want you thinking "I'm unfunny!" Because I know you try your best, even if you have behavioral issues. But even then, despite some of your good qualities, you're extremely odd. I don't know why you behave this way, Jeffrey. Once you turned 6 you just began acting strange out of the blue... please change.