expanding brain: 9001

Playing the game like a normal human being; Grinding the game into oblivion; Playing the game once a month; Playing the game once because it was free and then forgetting about its existence; Paying $100 for the game, playing it once, and then forgetting about it; Paying $100 for the game, buying every in-game purchase, playing it once, and then forgetting about it; Paying $100 for the game, never playing it at all, and then forgetting about it; Paying $100 for the game, buying every in-game purchase, never playing it at all, and then forgetting about it; Paying $100 for the game, buying every in-game purchase, and then immediately deleting it; Grinding the game so hard it warps reality itself just to get one achievement; Grinding the game so hard it warps reality itself, but then right before you get the achievement pausing and playing Roblox instead; Grinding the game so hard it warps reality itself, but then right before you get the achievement pausing and going on imgflip instead; Grinding the game so hard it warps reality itself, but then right before you get the achievement pausing and going on imgflip instead AND THEN making a meme about it; Playing the game once and then telling your friends that you're a pro at it; Not even downloading the game at all but telling your friends that you're a pro at it; Not even knowing what the game is and telling your friends that you're a pro at it; Saying "nah Fortnite has a 500 GB update I need storage space" as an excuse not to play the game; Saying "nah Fortnite has a 500 GB update I need storage space" as an excuse not to play the game, to your friends who know full well that you spent your entire yearly salary on having a 100 TB storage space extension