Here's yer letter, Harry; 'Dear Mr. Potter. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry!'; He'll not be going! We've put in an application to St. Brutus's for him. He was accepted earlier this week. Well done, boy. Thank you, Uncle Venon. Fml, I guess I'm staying here for now, then. Sound. Well, Mr. Dursley. As a representative of Hogwarts School, I shall report back to Professor Dumbledore that Harry's education's been sorted. Fang needs feeding as well, tbf.