deltarune ships in a nutshell

wth

This looks sus-

Kris: I wonder what that mouth do
noelle: I wonder what that tongue do

You know ... With Melina... What that tounge do

Toaa looking at CHESSIUR CAT: what does that cat mouth do?

It's me and how my friend joke around You get used to it

cott why are you hve no frieds /j

Galuez: Say anything else about him and ill shove the axe of justice up you're ass.

oh no (puts cott into the air fryer and turns it on) i guess were having burnt føx for dinner. i fked up didnt i?

Me: ERM, ACTUALLY 🤓☝ COTT IS A HALF JAPANESE FOX AND HALF RED PANDA, AND SINCE THOSE ARE ENDAGERNED, YOU JUST COMITTED A HALF WAR CRIME. SO YOU ARE GETTING A HALF DEATH PENALTY 🤓☝☝☝☝☝☝☝☝

hey my 30 phones died :(

HEE-HEE-HEE-HAWW.mp3

(kris walks up to me) me: hi random huma

Kris: Want skme moss-?

no (i throw an air fryer at kris)

Kris: (the bullet just get's cruched like it hit a brick wall and fell) Bruh-

good thng stole galuezez weapon (hits kris)

Kris: *Ctaches it* Bitch i am GOD. my blood type is A+ or agony+.

my blood type is A+++ or i have a gun+++

kris stop u r being evil ( i litterly shoot kris )

Cott: HAH JOKES ON YOU
I EAT AIR FRYERS-

me too

cott: Dude.
WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME ALREADY-

you have a nametag on you (points at the nametag that says hello im NOT COTT on it)

Cott: Oh shi- (*Eats the tag*)

you eat air fryers and name tags, your prob eat pencils and markers too, right

Cott, grave and galuez eating moss at the same time:..hm?

(i accidenally drop my 100 suitcases filld with chalk and moss) oh god

*Everyone just starts eating it)

he he he haw.mp3 there is poison in the moss losers

cott: I appeared here like 1 day ago and i already hate it.