I swear it's not just me, right?

not really
also why you hating on magpies? they swoop you?

Theres one that has setup camp right outside my house in a tree

yo same

Do it swoop

not often

Then it's obviously nowhere near as bad as my one

Yeah
Some magpies are really aggressive

Oh I know
I'm also Australian did ya forget🇦🇺

are you sure?
pass the australian test:
1. What AFL team do you barrack for?
2. Do you know what the Block is? (TV)
3. Are Bunnings Sausages a national treasure?
and finally
4. Is vegemite good?

1. I watch the afl
2. Yes I've seen it before
3. YES I AGREE tget delicious as hell
4. No I absolutely despise vegemite

You are indeed australian
vegemite thing reminds me of this
Aussie: Welcome to Australia, try some vegemite.
American: What does it taste like?
Aussie: It tastes like shit
American: *takes bite* this tastes like shit
Aussie: yeah mate

How's the other side of the Pacific?

Theres an rng on our weather vro

Here, Houses are 1 million on average

bruh here you can get an outhouse in the middle of nowhere for like $10 million

bro what do you have against magpies???😭

Look at what I said to bee
Also that same magpie keeps swooping me its annoying asf

eh, sorta. i just roll with what rules ivebeen given.

So its NOT just me

i mean. ivealready done the thinking mostly.

I'm still in that phase