There's really no way of winning
If in their eyes you'll always be a dumb blonde
And she cried over nothing
So there was nothing I could do to stop
Her from cutting
Her beautiful blue hair off
She asked me how to be funny But that's not somethin' you can teach What seemed so blue in the sunlight By the night was a pale green And I tried to hold her But it didn't really last long And she's gettin' older I guess she's gotta cut her blue hair off