UNDERSTANDS EMOTIONAL STORYTELLING THROUGH SONG; THE VIRGIN: 'MUSICALS ARE FOR KIDS'; CALLS IT CRINGE BUT SECRETLY HUMS SHOW TUNES; CLAIMS THEY 'GREW OUT' OF MUSICALS IN HIGH SCHOOL; THINKS SINGING IN STORIES IS UNREALISTIC; THE CHAD: 'MUSICALS ARE A GENRE'; ONLY KNOWS DISNEY SOUNDTRACKS; CAN DISCUSS LES MIS AND HAMILTON IN THE SAME BREATH LIKE A SCHOLAR