Mario's Debate over Communism

I AGREE, MARIO! MARIO, WHY BLAME PEACH.... WHEN YOU CAN JUST MAKE A VERY DETAILED CRASH-OUT TO ROSALINA?? THIS DEBATE IS STUPID. I'D RATHER AGREE WITH MARIO THIS ONE TIME.... MARIO.... I WAS TOO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND! I- I'M ONLY 18! PEACH, YOU-A COMMIE! YOU-A LEFT ME FOR A SLAVE-A OWNER WHO, AS SOON AS YOU-A MET-A HIM, HE ENSLAVED-A YOU! PEACH-A BE LYING. SHE BE DITCHIN' HER CAPITALIST BF FOR SOME COMMUNIST PIG! WAAAAH!!! MARIO AND PEACH, STOP-A POSTING ABOUT POLITICS! I'M-A TIRED OF-A SEEING IT!