uh

someone put my name on the vacant seat behind toady

oh my god theyre on both sides what do i do

what do you think they would try to get you off the plane

im locking myself in the bathroom

shit be glad you're not radium on this flight with any of the plebian server guys

yuh
(i feel like such a newgen rn)

theyd probably somehow open the plane door on accident and kill us all

>*hijacks the plane and crashes it into the pacific ocean*
>"oh sorry my finger slipped :3"

*starts an engine fire*
whoops guys X3

*murders everyone on the plane*
"why does no one want to talk to me 3333:"

*turns off engines and APU mid flight*
"why is everyone screaming?" masq said as the plane called out: BANK ANGLE! SINK RATE! TERRAIN TERRAIN UUP!

i’m going to flirt with the flight attendant girl and get beaten to death and thrown off the plane

chad?