“IT’S THE EMPEROR’S SACRED DUTY TO CHRISTIANS TO APPOINT BISHOPS!”; “LAY INVESTITURE CORRUPTS THE CHURCH AND DEFIES CANON LAW! YOU IMPERIL SOULS!”; “YOU ARE MERELY THE BISHOP OF ROME. I AM GOD’S ANOINTED EMPEROR, PATRICIAN OF THE ROMANS AND KING OF THE GERMANS!”; IN NOMINE OMNIPOTENTIS DEI PATRIS ET FILII ET SPIRITUS SANCTI, PER POTESTATEM ET AUCTORITATEM TUAM, HENRICO REGI FILIO HENRICI IMPERATORIS, QUI CONTRA TUAM ECCLESIAM INAUDITA TEMERITATE INSURREXIT, REGNUM TEUTONICORUM ET ITALIAE TOLLO ET ABSOLVO OMNES CHRISTIANOS A VINCULO IURAMENTI, QUOD EI FECERUNT VEL FACIENT, ET INTERDICIMUS OMNIBUS, NE EI TAMQUAM REGI SERVIANT! AMEN; WELL FERRUM LOQUETUR UBI VERBA DEFICIUNT! SEE YOU IN ROME, BITCH!