I'm being serious this is not ragebait or joking

brother that's 150 mph it's a miracle you're alive. I'll pray for you bro

Thank you brother

ofc. hit me up in memechat if you ever need anytjing

The paramedics were shocked I was alive

holy shit dude. must’ve been scary, hope you recover from it.

It was f**king terrifying

Well every decision in your life somehow lead you to this

Yup

Hope you get better

Thank you

If it doesn't... Remember that it could've been worse.

Yes

jesus christ good luck

Thanks man

I hope you get better

Me too thanks man

What's broken

Ribs and my left arm is fractured and some other more minor shit

Where did this happen

I was on the trans Canada highway going through my city

Bro my heart drops when I can't move my bike pedal back to brake it, can't even fathom losing control of the breaks and going that fast..were u by yourself in the car

Yes I was by myself

Holy shit, I hope you get better

Can we say that rewrite is somehow getting worse?

r

Ironically kerosene by crystal Castles was playing

Uhhhh... Haven't heard that one.

It's famous for a reason

Well then, I'll need to listen.

Look why it's famous up tho

Okay.

Mhm

Oh, I get it now. Also damn, that is sad.

HOW THE HELL?!?!

Brakes failed

AND YOU'RE ALIVE?!?!

Somehow yeah

I'm in the hospital though

It's bad tho, isn't it? Like, REALLY bad?

Really bad

shiiiiiit... luck man.

whar

I crashed my car

was your bump shaped like a deer

Are we serious right now?

Yes we are very serious I'm in the his rn mf

I'm not talking to you, but I honestly do wish you get better
I'm talking to Rewrite

actual f**king cornball bruh

What the f**k

No my brakes failed

i hope you feel better

now is not the time dude

now is ANYTHING but the time for that dude
someone almost f**king DIED you insensitive asshole

im trying to f**king sleep

im just trying to lighten the situation thats all

HE SAID TO BE SERIOUS

idk how im not low rated yet

besides he didnt tell us to get serious he said he is being serious

which implies that we should be serious about this too

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TFYM LIGHTEN THE SITUATION THATS POSSIBLY THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO TO A DUDE THATS NEARLY F**KING DEAD

turn off the device then

rewrite get your ass out of here he almost f**king died