KFC chicken is dry anyways

Difficult decision... I don't know if I really want KFC but I don't really want to seem like a simp...

Now, on the other hand, if it was a choice between a girlfriend and some kind of power up, such as a devil fruit, quirk, haki, learning spinjitzu or a NOST Jetsuit, i'd take the latter in half a heartbeat

yall, at the risk of sounding sexist, with any perfect woman comes a lifetime supply of any food of ur choice. just saying...

C H I C K E N . . .

N O W ! !

MILF, hear me out ok!
i get a milf, i can make her do whatever i want, in that way, AND i can make her get me KFC whenever i want